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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Mar 2017

    Scientists Announce Shrimp Just As Dumb As They Thought http://trib.al/hWnXoL9 pic.twitter.com/UhnQpqSw5u

    9:28 AM - 8 Mar 2017
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    • 🎃 Lucas™ 👻 mr. edward alderson Mik Eric Rosenthal Lauren Newman Deb Cartwright Emily Johnson Daria Lawson grave within a grave
    19 replies 439 retweets 1,372 likes
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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it's orange. Orange is the color of incompetence and failure.

        2 replies 4 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Strepitous‏ @socraleese 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        knew it! they are slow, too, compared to me. I'm much faster.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. DraintheCockJohnson‏ @bruhhchill69 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's a pic of my cousin please take this down thanks

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      1. Angry Ken‏ @angrykendawg 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they must be blue and lean to the left shrimp!!!!

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      1. Nuromanca‏ @Nuromanca 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's all an elaborate bluff really. Well played, shrimps!

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      2. Hareem Mannan‏ @HareemMannan 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cory_bees @spark_CM unsurprising

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      1.  👻spooky shrimps 🦐‏ @spottedshrimps 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is an attack and I will not stand for it.

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      2. Amy McBride‏ @youngamymcbride 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CODIJ30

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      3. Codi Jenshak‏ @CODIJ30 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @youngamymcbride @TheOnion

        thank goodness they got to the bottom of that... All these years of wonder 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Amy McBride‏ @youngamymcbride 9 Mar 2017
        Replying to @CODIJ30 @TheOnion

        can't wait for these physical strength results Haha

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      1. Troll News Network‏ @RealTrollNews 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        now if they could only do the same with your employees.

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      1. jabes‏ @jbtorsy 9 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GetterOfficial @killthenoise yo does this include crabs too

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      1. Jake pauler‏ @LolsCameron 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        scientists also discovered shrimp where just as delicious as they thought

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      1. Raoul Duke 🇺🇸‏ @l_Renegade_I 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More journalistic integrity than @WSJ @CNN and @nytimes combined, lol.

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      1. Myron Bennett‏ @myronben666 8 Mar 2017
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        Scientists plan to extend study to white house shrimp.

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      1. Brian T. Carswell‏ @realBrianCars 8 Mar 2017
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        @nathandensley

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