I want this to be the title of my biography
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...the way most of us like to bound back from adversity.
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fucks it rite boi
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im not a fan of the "F" word but this is hilarious
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I bet you also think the naked human body is shameful
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I beg your pardon?
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Life goals.
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hahahah
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hatchback turns turtle
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When the turtle was asked about his mating habits, he replied: "people say 'Leatherbacks do it better' but I'm bareback, baby."
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Slow and steady baby, slow and steady...
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