@tolstoshev The Onion is barely satire at this point
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sad but true
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Satire is just getting tougher and tougher.
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And don't forget some mints because I'm thinking your toothbrush might be considered a weapon
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no need they give you snappy orange jumper
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holy shit.
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I laughed at the title but felt terrible about it
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we need a new word for this, like bitterfunny
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should be middle eastern looking man
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i mean, once you wipe with your hand, does it really matter how your dressed?
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A Pakistani colleague chooses itineraries that by-pass US specifically for this reason. Sad statement of our times.
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I thought the Onion was satire, not reality.
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one dress should be enough
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120 days, starting 10 days from today.
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This is too much basis in reality :(
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