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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Mar 2017

    Study Finds Exposure To Violent Children Causes Increased Aggression In Video Game Characters http://trib.al/NJ49cRN pic.twitter.com/jGs0RDwMtV

    12:32 PM - 6 Mar 2017
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    54 replies 2,987 retweets 6,139 likes
      1. ${Michael Ernest}‏ @mfernest 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, are you by any chance interested in a White House cabinet position?

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      1. CasualMeyhem‏ @CasualMeyhem 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @hboulware

        That's almost as good as "Vampire attacks in Europe down 40% due to the spread of AIDS" (Weekly World News in the 80's)

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      2. Katy Coduto‏ @katydee 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dinahleigh123

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      3. Hannah Grace Wing‏ @hannahgracewing 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @katydee @TheOnion @dinahleigh123

        seems a bit obvious, not sure how it's useful

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. dinah‏ @dinahadams_ 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @hannahgracewing @katydee @TheOnion

        HANNAH I AM DEAD

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Milo Yiannopoulos‏ @GSD_SteVB 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a genius headline.

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      2.  🐍 Vedusa  🐍‏ @VenusLazuli 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AbidLatifAE we should give ratings to the children, not the games

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Deleting acc soon‏ @TairenarBot 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @VenusLazuli @ProtechtorBot @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Stories Fables Ghostly Tales Podcast 🎙️‏ @StoriesFablesGT 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Darkwolfsbane13

        Brilliant! XD Absolutely brilliant. The onion never fails #witty

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      1. Carl A Wauer Jr‏ @CarlosElSalvado 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        seems legit.

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      2. Dave Taylor‏ @bopman14 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Geez dude you really need to up your graphics there.

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      1. A Cut Rate Parasite‏ @MonsieurUgarte 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GlomarResponder

        Correlation is not causation. I blame the controllers. Who knows what all those buttons really do? #MashEmAll

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      1. MaxIsTweeting‏ @xMaxJoe 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FineFone fun fact : This article is bullshit.

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      1. Frasco‏ @fum0bajoelagua 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ArmouredSkeptic

        Well, have u seen it? The article doesn't even put sources..

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      1. David Foster‏ @fuckinhostile21 7 Mar 2017
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        Ban the children!

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      1. HahaYes‏ @Labron2TheJames 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheGamingLemon

        kids shouldn't be plying it anyway

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I approve of violent,stupid children.#RETROTONESAPP

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      2. Francis‏ @francisLJ16 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And of course y'all use GTA 5 as a perfect example. Sheesh they are a lot more violent games out there than this game.

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