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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Mar 2017

    Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Works http://trib.al/42W6wRG pic.twitter.com/w88VQrOYTd

    1:26 PM - 5 Mar 2017
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      2. Paperback Writer‏ @PaperbackWrite3 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad it's a man. They happen to enjoy Mansplaining everything to everyone who will listen really.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. m‏ @MaoZhou 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PaperbackWrite3 @TheOnion

        I'm probably the only person who understands this....

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Commander John Koenig‏ @RoyEKTruax 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All joking aside, this must be how conspiracy theorist view themselves.

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      2. Robert Heron‏Verified account @robertheron 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the 'default' caucasian dropping 'knowledge'

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Gnugget‏ @Gnynt 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @robertheron @TheOnion

        The irony in this tweet alone would kill a normal man; but not you, sir. You are something more.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Robert Heron‏Verified account @robertheron 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Gnynt

        giggles were uttered...a defensive mechanism ;)

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      5. Gnugget‏ @Gnynt 6 Mar 2017
        Replying to @robertheron

        doubling down on your conceit is in fact a defence mechanism. Good job.

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      1. Ms. Compliance‏ @CdnHockeyLady 5 Mar 2017
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        every Facebooker

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      1. Bill Compton‏ @coolwater47 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You must be kidding !!!

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      1. Clive Atkinson‏ @Rustycook20 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bolocks

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      1. VB‏ @msbutler21 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @yewholme is this u

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 7 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "All reformers are bachelors." - Harriet Beecher Stowe

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      1. Kim Sewell‏ @KimSewell7 6 Mar 2017
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        Oh Onion.

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      1. вlue ѕooтн‏ @jRobertJohnson 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot to mention he's a senior editor at Breitbart.

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      1. Nonno‏ @nonnopdu 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what a surprise I thought only the liberals think they know it all.

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      1. Tom Coffey‏ @JamesThomasCof2 5 Mar 2017
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        Is that Micheal J Fox?

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      1. Pete‏ @pplunkett9 5 Mar 2017
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        please ask him to fix it for all of us earthlings. Thank you so very much!

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      1. Home User‏ @HomeUserAtHome 5 Mar 2017
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        That's not my picture. You used the wrong picture!

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess 5 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        second in command after Trump!

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      1. Laughing Troll‏ @LaughingTroll 5 Mar 2017
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        god knows he's not a liberal.

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