In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty fucked up shit sober.
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Question: Why are all your doofuses white guys?
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because the writers
@TheOnion are riddled with white guilt. Next question.
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Some people under estimate their value as humans. I had this cousin who once...well we won't go there.
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