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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2017

    Area Man Accepts Burden Of Being Only Person On Earth Who Understands How World Actually Works http://trib.al/RXcp6JC pic.twitter.com/eGiqxfr4sE

    8:49 AM - 2 Mar 2017
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    • NostraDamnIt John R. Hovell oof Ripstter mranthropist Rob Potter 🎃Larry Hell🎃 Upper Jaw And Palate Got Small It Shrank Up mahjaCat People🖤🐝✊🏾🌈💋
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      2. Josh Kulla‏ @joshkulla 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a heavy burden, but someone has to carry it.

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      3. B Djojonegoro  🏳️‍🌈‏ @bdjojonegoro 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @joshkulla @TheOnion

        you mean, the white man's burden?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Josh Kulla‏ @joshkulla 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @bdjojonegoro @TheOnion

        Can't speak for The Onion, but that certainly isn't what I had in mind.

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      5. B Djojonegoro  🏳️‍🌈‏ @bdjojonegoro 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @joshkulla @TheOnion

        Couldn't resist the Kipling reference

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      1. Stewart McDonnell‏ @macstewie 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GrahamW_ @barnes_conor I think there's a few of these 👀

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      1. Jack Duval‏ @duvy5 2 Mar 2017
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        @hjska22 @friend_robbie @oak07

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      1. Pat Stefanson‏ @EllaDumas 2 Mar 2017
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        @strombo Sounds like every guy I know!!

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      1. Packers FTW‏ @PackersForTheWn 2 Mar 2017
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        You got my picture wrong.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        looks like Richard Dawkins. So that would make this accurate.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 2 Mar 2017
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        Yea Yea Yea heard it all before, guy in the Nut Hut thinks he is God.

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      1.  🐇Bad Rabbit 🐇‏ @MyBadRabbit 2 Mar 2017
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        thankfully he does not have a twitter account

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      1. Old non-Rabid Mutt‏ @CossatotFalls 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jordanbpeterson

        I have been searching 50 years for someone to explain it to me Is this you @PurpleHogAR #cuckoosnest aka Earth

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      1. Patti Pierce‏ @patti864 2 Mar 2017
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        @jordanbpeterson I feel his pain

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      1. C-Rock‏ @celticdread 2 Mar 2017
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        my burden is great

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      1. Lexophile‏ @punwithwordz 2 Mar 2017
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        Ah, a polymath's curse...I know it too well. ;)

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 2 Mar 2017
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        I've known plenty of men who weren't even thirty yet and they had this attitude. 😑

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      2. Mr. Fannin‏ @Joshua_Fannin 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dopelawson me

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      3. Hope‏ @dopelawson 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Joshua_Fannin @TheOnion

        me too

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      4. Mr. Fannin‏ @Joshua_Fannin 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @dopelawson @TheOnion

        you're a local man? I knew I was into you

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