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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Mar 2017

    Onion Fact Checks: President Trump's Joint Addresspic.twitter.com/bHJgAucoU7

    Onion Fact Checks: President Trump's Joint Address
    1:15 PM - 1 Mar 2017
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      1. Horis Tilton Stedman‏ @horis1 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        give it up! Obama had 8 yrs and totally f'd healthcare!!

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      1. Zoe‏ @luckykittens 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks, Onion. 👌Put the screws to Trump big time!

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      1. Logo  🎧‏ @LogoDNB 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion These are crazy times. Reality itself is now so strange that even the Onion has a difficult time satirizing it

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      1. Sparky‏ @Dsparky120 1 Mar 2017
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        @SpeakUpNoworNev This literally makes me nauseous

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      1.  💫DWood‏ @thelastDWood 1 Mar 2017
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        A satirical publication doing fact checks? Stick to fart jokes.

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      1. So many anonymous sources, so little time‏ @_Anidealworld 10 Mar 2017
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        Seriously, stick to satire.

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      1. liberals are idiots‏ @Imnoturdad 5 Mar 2017
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        bias

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      1. Bridget Kuhn‏ @BridgetKuhn 2 Mar 2017
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        no they won't be scrubbing oil off baby ducks because the pipes will be made in America by Americans!

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      1. JSP‏ @JessePlester 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you know things are getting fucked when u need to refer to the Onion for fact checking lol

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK 2 Mar 2017
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        Oily Bird turns into worm

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      1. I  ❤ Trump  🇺🇸 🐲 ⚡ ❌‏ @cicillbivins 1 Mar 2017
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        #fakenews

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      1. alyssa callahan‏ @Aalyssaoc 1 Mar 2017
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        when did the onion become real news. I have woken up in some scary alt- universe. $#-@!

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      1. Karen Mello‏ @Louise1130 1 Mar 2017
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        He doesn't know what being honest means! This guy is nothing but a Sneaky Lying Con-Artist. Who is Very Dangerous.

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      1. Melanie Pennock‏ @mtdiablomama 1 Mar 2017
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        He is not acceptable in our society!

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      1. Michael D. Ficus  ℹ️‏ @mikeficus 1 Mar 2017
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        Kinda lame.

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      1. Deke‏ @dekefaile 1 Mar 2017
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        thanks we need quality nonpartisan fact checking. Love it!!!

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      1. Alan Kleinman‏ @waggles111 1 Mar 2017
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        Trump ran his campaign on the foundation issue of not being politically correct. How can a Trumpies still support him

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