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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Mar 2017

    Man Trying To Leave Hateful Message At Local Synagogue Frustrated Phone Line Always Tied Up With Other Threats http://trib.al/lEKMTPz pic.twitter.com/duzrv4IDvM

    7:52 AM - 1 Mar 2017
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      2. Just me‏ @MyBrothers111 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @VitruvianMonkey

        @FBI the onion is promoting the bombing of the synagogues. this needs to stop

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Monkey, But With A Scary Theme‏ @VitruvianMonkey 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MyBrothers111 @TheOnion @FBI

        The Onion is a satirical website...🙄

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Just me‏ @MyBrothers111 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @VitruvianMonkey @TheOnion @FBI

        doesnt matter and I know. Still promotes hatred in guises of humor

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Monkey, But With A Scary Theme‏ @VitruvianMonkey 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MyBrothers111 @TheOnion @FBI

        Your timeline is filled with hateful replies and trolling. You project just like the incompetent you voted for

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. JanetM‏ @Cilvrnum 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He could try leaving it on 999 and see with what result.

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      1. Andrew “Evil. Apple. Cider. Donuts!” Downie‏ @adownie 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow...

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      2. Geddondp‏ @GeddonDp 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        must work for the DNC

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      3. Choz‏ @Chozraham 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GeddonDp @TheOnion

        now that would be hilarious, someone actually thinking that DNC or Jews are behind this. Can you believe those idiots?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Geddondp‏ @GeddonDp 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Chozraham @TheOnion

        let's see vice chair of DNC is a raging antisemite so yes it is believable

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jenner‏ @soiendure 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GeddonDp @Chozraham @TheOnion

        In your youth, did you hang out w/ complete assholes & make foolish choices? Keith severed those problem ties

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Jenner‏ @soiendure 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @soiendure @GeddonDp and

        Keith Ellison is no more a raging anti-Semite than I am a roadie for Mushroomhead.

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      7. debra leonelli‏ @debra45283816 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @soiendure @GeddonDp and

        Try Google and YouTube, unless you also deny *sound* proof!pic.twitter.com/tVwFvJRasr

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Monkey, But With A Scary Theme‏ @VitruvianMonkey 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheRoadbeer Hahaha...aww, wait a minute. I made myself sad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buy a can of spray paint, and go tag a wall of the building. Better yet get some punk with some talent to tag it.

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      2. TruthTellerVB501‏ @vickib501 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @bethanyshondark

        Attacks on Jewish cemeteries/com.centers happening on Trump's watch, R suspect!Could Obama's OFA be involved?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ghost in the Machine‏ @bdragon74 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @vickib501 @TheOnion @bethanyshondark

        Could be! Maybe the administration could start giving a damn and investigate them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Josh Zachary‏ @JoshTheHuman00 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @vinceisnthere

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      1. Duchampia‏ @Duchampia 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Face of need. Here are words for him.pic.twitter.com/2zltGzJpG4

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