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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2017

    Ruby Tuesday Waiter Warns Jill Stein Her Green Party Response To Trump Speech Disrupting Other Diners http://trib.al/UweQzvw pic.twitter.com/G3Y0gl9Hjr

    7:33 PM - 28 Feb 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ruby Tuesday server Teresa Whitman to @DrJillStein: http://trib.al/RyndJ5t pic.twitter.com/wgslCCrCVT

        Dr. Jill Stein 🌻
        5 replies 92 retweets 301 likes
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      1. mac o lantern  🎃‏ @macjaeh 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's cool - she's buying everyone unlimited apps with that recount money

        0 replies 4 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Patrick Whittle‏Verified account @pxwhittle 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I tend to think Mass. resident @DrJillStein eats at the 99.

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Collin McNaught‏ @Jericohol14 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @pxwhittle @TheOnion @DrJillStein

        *Friendly's

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      4. Patrick Whittle‏Verified account @pxwhittle 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Jericohol14 @TheOnion @DrJillStein

        The Fishamajig though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. reneeanne‏ @readingrenee 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        was she speaking Russian?

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      1. Tweet Fighter‏ @Solidus_Sigint 28 Feb 2017
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        @jbarro All that money she tricked out of people, you know she aint eating at Ruby Tuesday. Olive Garden. lol

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      2. _‏ @_sportz_____ 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they have a Ruby Tuesdays in Moscow?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Navigator‏ @Navigator671 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @michaeldweiss

        This looks more like Elki-Palki on Tverskaya Street in Moscow. Kind of a step down from the RT Dinner in 2015.

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      2. Lawrence Turner‏ @Lawrenced75 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sadly the REAL Dems response was being held at the golden corral across the street

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. CHURCHLADY320‏ @CHURCHLADY320 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Lawrenced75 @TheOnion

        What's your problem with the Golden Corral?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is disturbing enough eating in Ruby Tuesdays, and now some some is on their soapbox reciting a bunch of garbage. I need a shot

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      1. David Brown‏ @AnswerDave 28 Feb 2017
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        dead

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      1. Ordinary Americans‏ @OrdinaryAmeric1 28 Feb 2017
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        That ladynamic is a real wack job.

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      1. blank‏ @fddlstx 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jill Stein -low key thrilled any media outlet knows who she is, roasts notwithstanding

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      1. Mary Banks‏ @MaryPharaoh 1 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @iowa_trump

        This woman is crazy.

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      1. Spiteful Shrew‏ @maddymoiselle 28 Feb 2017
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        @THE_pizzarat @slaybrielbarr

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      1. signmaker2016‏ @signmaker2016 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EWErickson

        Jill Stein doesn't get it. She is on the wrong side looking in. telling the US Citizens they are all wrong.

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