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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2017

    Acoustic-Guitar-Wielding Trump Tells Congress ‘This Here’s The Story Of America’ http://trib.al/wjxsOer pic.twitter.com/VzsdxTm6FH

    6:19 PM - 28 Feb 2017
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    • 💀ty dye💀 Johnny Samuel Carrillo Michael'sLifestyleBlogATX🌎 Amanda Casetti terrified of my skull NYRaider77 Bruce Wayne if he was poor and fat Clyde Tribble
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      1. Marc Onofrio‏ @marconofrio 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Anyway, here's Mexicowall..."

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      1. JM‏ @JJmac76 28 Feb 2017
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        Not sure he can reach all the strings with those tiny fingers.

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      1. Tweet Whisperer‏ @Ausshot3Dave 6 Mar 2017
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        @LennaLeprena I like this and then he ruined it with When Uncle Dam got Jew'd. Racism?

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      1. Douglas L Forbes‏ @DouglasLForbes1 28 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/6KeT4GUKF3

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      1. Dre Grizzle‏ @dregriz 28 Feb 2017
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        this would've been a perfect opportunity to give him lil tiny baby hands

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      1. Lulu‏ @LuluShaq 28 Feb 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      2. Jane Rector Bennett‏ @jbennet597 28 Feb 2017
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        Did yo' momma not teach you any manners, dip sh*ts!!! SHUTTTTT UPPPP!

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      3. Happy Reggae Skeleton‏ @PaperFoxx 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @jbennet597 @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 28 Feb 2017
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        thats better than if it'd been a dem. They'd probably had Gwar open for them.

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      1. Don Hartman‏ @HartmanDon 28 Feb 2017
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        I love that song.

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      1. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 28 Feb 2017
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        Welcome to the Hotel Mar-A-fornia.

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      1. Michael‏ @Gitterfidder 28 Feb 2017
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        you got Paul Ryan's tie wrong.

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      1. Maggie‏ @maggiemae802 28 Feb 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. VonHess‏ @SteveVonHess 28 Feb 2017
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        @exjon Not funny

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      1. Karen Schumacher‏ @CapscrazSchu 28 Feb 2017
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        A little diddy, 'bout Jack n' Diane.

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