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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2017

    Follow @OnionPolitics for live coverage of President Trump's first hate speech to Congress. #JointAddress

    5:59 PM - 28 Feb 2017
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    18 replies 240 retweets 600 likes
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      2. Don't Leave Blank‏ @WTFisGoingOnDon 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

        The live reading of the Mein Kamp will be terrific. the best ever.

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Tozza‏ @TozzaWizza 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @WTFisGoingOnDon

        Tremendous speech, he has all the best speeches. Bets on fake news, crowd sizes, media is the enemy, hombres, bad dudes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Michael Bates‏ @Michael__Bates 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

        Personally I'm looking forward to his State of the Apocalypse speech.

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      1. Charlie‏ @crusmisel 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

        That is one weak post. This was once a clever feed. Sad to see clever satire die

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      1. Marc Ventresca‏ @marcventresca 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AuntieAnnaSays At least we an laugh a bit. Good to visit with you. Gotta love @TheOnion

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      1. Ellen Glassett‏ @EGlassett 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

        Oh, for a minute I thought this was @MSNBC

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      2. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Sam7ToHillary @TheOnion

        @AppSame @DonaldJTrumpJr @PressSec @BreitbartNews @PolitiBunny @DLoesch @AnnCoulter @KevinJacksonTBS @michellemalkin @seanhannity

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      1. smy pan‏ @Amyspano1 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Stand_wit_trump @TheOnion @OnionPolitics

        hahahaha. Do some research before you comment. Smh. The onion is the REAL "fake news". Lol

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      1.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink 28 Feb 2017
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      1. a girl has no name‏ @crunchbirdcurls 28 Feb 2017
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        You are the best.

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      1. Sir Bobby Danger‏ @KingOfWinning 28 Feb 2017
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        this tweet is everything.

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      1. Benjamin Page‏ @Benapage 28 Feb 2017
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        I live for this

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      1. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato 28 Feb 2017
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        Will make #shether sound like a love letter.

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      1. Jake‏ @_JakeFleming 28 Feb 2017
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        Thank you.

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