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omg I'm laughing way too much at this headline
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Sounds like an LA type of attitude !

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actually its a New Yorker attitude.
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LA people from NY rock
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nice use of "noxious"
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Missed a space before the URL
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Trump considers national ban on witchcraft after day of uncontrollably shapeshifting into animals, insects, AND random objects. ;)
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You got this!
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damn the onion hahaha throwing mad shade
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@Kris_Sacrebleu good! Greeting Dune...!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is the most disgusting, but most definitely, actually true reporting The Onion has ever attempted.
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What in the actual fuck...
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Better or worse than Russian hooker pee?
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delete this
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