Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Feb 2017

    DHS Uncovers Massive Plot To Immigrate Here, Establish Multi-Generation Families, Influence Policy Through Votingpic.twitter.com/rXSa0jINau

    8:01 AM - 26 Feb 2017
    • 1,894 Retweets
    • 2,897 Likes
    • Genevieve Martel Barrett Nick Dazé ෴ Litchee-Cola ෴ Jill Dave DeAtley Peter Weaving Ceelle Ann Derek Hernquist
    52 replies 1,894 retweets 2,897 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Not Shaving Until Gillette Drops Hannity  💬‏ @ChrisRywalt 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheOdalisque

        To be fair, the earliest groups to arrive did murder almost everyone they met here.

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. ...‏ @clochary 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @onlxn

        My family has been in on this long con since the early 1800s.

        0 replies 2 retweets 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. El Bolillo‏ @The_Bolillo 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is what Bannon actually believes

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. James Wright‏ @JamesWr27277885 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I`ve heard this plot started in 1492 and it is a success so far !

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Jake Jakerson‏ @MrJakerson 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We knew it, we just freakin' knew it" said multiple Native American tribal leaders.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Archer's Father‏ @DoctorOcelot 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Archer's Father Retweeted The Onion

        .@TheOnion forgot to give credit to @Steve_Sailer for the original story.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/835882371228454912 …

        Archer's Father added,

        0:56
        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        DHS Uncovers Massive Plot To Immigrate Here, Establish Multi-Generation Families, Influence Policy Through Voting pic.twitter.com/rXSa0jINau
        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Scott Weil‏ @spiritofernie 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mjharmon @mschlapp Breaking News. Pls share with CPAC

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Daniel A. Olivas‏ @olivasdan 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion God bless The Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Very Stable Retro Sock Monkey‏ @TheToesKnows1 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The funny or not funny thing is that this will actually scare some people.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Drew Atkins‏ @ByDrewAtkins 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scary stuff, @TamaramaPD

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. NeoSporin‏ @Miss_Entity 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Proud to be part of the Ashkenazi immigrant conspiracy! Runs 4 generations deep! 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. BrankoB‏ @BogyB79 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All true, but the fact that it isn't a plot of the immigrants. It's the left's plan to ensure themselves long term votes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Duke Santos 2000‏ @unashamedusa 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @BogyB79 @TheOnion

        It's actually literally true, if you consider the Islamic Caliphate. They have clearly stated this as long-term strategy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jarhead‏ @Jarhead_2841 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BriankgambleNE @BillPeriman @USMC_Michaels @ProudAm44897686 @Firstshirt1064 @truckinwithnorm @drapermark37

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. ice9‏ @__ice9 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep laughing when towns start moving toward sharia law. Islam isn't known for support of feminism, LGBT issues, or free speech.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😅😅😅😇😇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@HH_Rick @TheOnion @DerSeele_

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Paschal Sacks‏ @PaschalSacks 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AdamWeinstein Too bad that trumpers will get their panties in a twist over this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I identify as native Pangaean.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info