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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2017

    Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising http://trib.al/gnVu6UG pic.twitter.com/s7Hx28lgu2

    8:49 PM - 25 Feb 2017
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    • Suspension Spot Matthew Bittle ❤Elissa Renee❤ your dads old adidas sweatpants from the 80s ᴱᴸᴱᵛᴱᴺ \(^ω^\) Anise, Occult P.I., stakin' the forsaken since '87 Ang 🌊 isão (3-2-1) Gracie Mae
    25 replies 381 retweets 1,561 likes
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      2. Lee Broxson‏ @Kujakuseki 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Data! No!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. James Hamilton‏ @JamesHamilton73 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Kujakuseki @TheOnion

        that's not Data. It's Lore. 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Linguica‏ @andrewrstine 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this photoshop is pretty low-effort even for you

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Lee Broxson‏ @Kujakuseki 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @andrewrstine @TheOnion

        It's meant to look shitty and low effort...it's part of the shtick.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Bong Quixote‏ @pardonblack 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and they said the revolution would not be televised...

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. J Wyman‏ @gistofj 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man, we're going to hear about this at the State of the Union from Bozo the President aren't we? #embarrassing

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      1. Stefan Brundage‏ @StefanBrundage 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... not that I didn't laugh my way through this gruesome and absurd article... but like... why, yall? Why IS this?

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      2. Nick_Zen‏ @Nick_Zen 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        way too violent image

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Frozendisc‏ @BirdittJ 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Nick_Zen @TheOnion

        pretty insulting to those that actually did lose their lives in this fashion by ISIS

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Chris‏ @FribbleLover 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brent Spiner is out for blood!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's about time the C - listers got some respect......

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. R E T R O E T H A N 6 4‏ @DiabeticToyota 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FAKE NEWS

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      1. Michael Chris Lopez‏ @notmichaelchris 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the bad photoshop really adds to the joke.

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      1. Danny  👻Monstrous 🎃 Montes‏ @themontsd 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        would've expected to see Eric Roberts wielding a 2X4 w/ a nail

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      1. Gracie Mae‏ @GracieM69614504 28 Feb 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Noneofyourbusiness‏ @HaleQueen34 28 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the funny thing is that half of these actor who are "c list " are actually my favorite! Lol fake news!

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      1. Adria Finnell‏ @AdriaFinnell 27 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        woohoo haha!!

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      1. Rodney V. Earle‏ @RodneyVEarle 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you help when you called a 9 year old girl at the Oscars the C word?

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