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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2017

    "We are troubled that transmissions vital to homeland security could have been captured by President Trump’s staff." http://trib.al/g1EClPg pic.twitter.com/zGOfH2tWmF

    12:25 PM - 25 Feb 2017
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      2. Ben || Obi-Wan Kenobi is a SJW‏ @RoosterDonkey 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I almost questioned if this was satire...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Eric Reese‏ @reeseer1 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @RoosterDonkey @TheOnion

        It really isn't. The IC is very concerned about Moscow having ears in the White House.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Kate‏ @farancia 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is the twilight zone of reality and fiction becomes too close to the line for my comfort

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the Trump White House has secrets to Homeland Security, we are ALL DOOMED........

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Andrea R MD‏ @AndreaR9Md 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Waaay to close to the truth.

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      1. Let's Get Serious ☭‏ @Hot_For_Trots 25 Feb 2017
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        This is unacceptable. Next thing you know they'll have the nuclear codes.

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      1. Avi Mittal‏ @yjavimittal 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what's really the difference between your story and what's actually happening? #MillionaireAssholeGolfingAgain

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      1. sinclare,sinclare‏ @g4073013440 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure on this ! Not real news ????

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      2. Laura‏ @terminatormom 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WOW, Great security FBI!!!! And now we should trust them with our National Security?? Step it up.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chris‏ @Woogiewaugh 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @terminatormom @TheOnion

        oh Laura. This is sad. You shouldn't have started this account to defend trump. The onion is satire. I'm sorry.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Lebowski‏ @Lebowskey 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a satirical site.

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      1. Howard Graham‏ @HowardGraham10 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @HeatherMallick

        Wouldn't surprise me at all.

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      1. John York‏ @montanayork 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't miss the fact that this is satire!

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      1. John M Marte‏ @JohnMarte1 25 Feb 2017
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        @justomunoz I guess the POTUS & his cabinet R not allowed top secret info.

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      1. Barry.‏ @Southappie 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The @FBI have something to hide from President @realDonaldTrump ?

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      1. hounddog‏ @PetvacFranko 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wha?

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      1. Drizzle  🇺🇸 #BoycottNRA  🚫‏ @Osidarta23 25 Feb 2017
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        DAAAAAMN (Russia)!!!!

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