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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2017

    ‘Wall Street Journal’ Reintroduces Nudes After Failed Yearlong Experiment http://trib.al/rAbdoSW pic.twitter.com/plkOB8527P

    11:22 AM - 25 Feb 2017
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      1. All Hallow's Steve‏ @stevethefirst 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally! I missed the WSJ's reports on the bare market.

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      1. Get Up, Stand Up!‏ @TurningUtahBlue 25 Feb 2017
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        FAKE NEWS!! It wasn't WSJ! You're thinking of Popular Mechanics. Get it right

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      1. Bark Woof‏ @barkbarkwoof1 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should be drawings

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      1. thedongo‏ @thedongo 25 Feb 2017
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        Think it hurt when they stippled her nipples?

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      1. Michael P‏ @MichaelOfDesert 25 Feb 2017
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        I only ever read it for the stock quotes but I still salute this move with my one free hand.

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      1. Anne with an E‏ @annesoduku 25 Feb 2017
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        Lately you sound soo real #murdoch #media

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      1. Dirty Old Shirtless Man‏ @GoddamnMoses 25 Feb 2017
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        Makes sense, I'm pretty sure the only people who read the WSJ just use it to masturbate.

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      1. Benzai10 👩🏿 📷 ⚖ ⛩ 🤓‏ @ThunkinOutloud 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that???... Naw. No way. 😂😂😂

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      2. 2018 is an election year‏ @JediBearBob 25 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew it was a mistake moving away from sexy facts and figures and toward modest analysis.

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      1. LeftCatcher‏ @LeftCatcher 26 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you know if they did paint the quarterly report on some chick's tits I think I'd study them more intently... 😜

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 26 Feb 2017
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        So, the WSJ goes @BILD again!!?? 😜😜😅😅😂😂😂😇😇😗😗🤔🤔@larsgolenia @TheOnion

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      1. Snowy Bologna‏ @SnowyBologna 25 Feb 2017
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        the Dow isn't the only thing that's up.

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      1. lost‏ @thenormalcy 25 Feb 2017
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        @realDonaldTrump thoughts?

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      1. wonderer‏ @wondereriam 25 Feb 2017
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        I might resubscribe...

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      1. (((Erik)))‏ @withagoddamnK 25 Feb 2017
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        They should run the ones Mrs. Trump.

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      1. Nick Charles‏ @nothsarw 25 Feb 2017
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        Subscriptions increase by 300 % reports circulation department. Trump buys 20,000 shares of NYT stock & thumbs nose @ WSJ,

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      1. EGR2Thinkerer‏ @Occcams5 25 Feb 2017
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        In a alternate world where nude women are in WSJ let's hope #TRUMP isn't on the next page to off set nude women

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      1. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette 25 Feb 2017
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        not exactly a @PageSix nude is she? @DailyMailUK #TheAntiHeadline

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      1. Chad‏ @itsKrump 25 Feb 2017
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        those titties are as FAKE as their NEWS

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