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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Feb 2017

    Trump Rolls Back Transgender Protections http://trib.al/dv2kGOf  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/IMij50sVm9

    3:00 PM - 23 Feb 2017
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      2. Luna Tic‏ @Billys_bch 23 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...Transgender JUST to go do bad stuff...

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      3. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 23 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Billys_bch @TheOnion

        ...which doesn't happen.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 23 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no one cares about your feelings, Aiden.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 23 Feb 2017
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        😳😰😔@TheOnion

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      1. Jim Perloff‏ @JimPerloff 23 Feb 2017
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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 23 Feb 2017
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        reportedly, good old days remind us shit was always pretty fucked up. Who knew?

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      1. donald moore‏ @ncchief1 23 Feb 2017
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        What protection, he cancelled an over reach by the Obama administration. This is an issue to be settled in Congress or the state

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      1. Tami‏ @reversedimages 23 Feb 2017
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        i am so happy all the bigots can come together and show their ignorance Shall we have a genital cop at each door "dick please"

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      1. Aaron R  🦇 🎃 👻‏ @gamerarock 23 Feb 2017
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        .@TheOnion Donald Trump's version of a "Great" America must be heavily influenced by the 'All in the Family' theme song.

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      1. Fizz‏ @perfectlyodd123 23 Feb 2017
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        The good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

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      1. Silenus Sancte  🌐‏ @SilenusSancte 23 Feb 2017
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        you can tell when a joke is propaganda

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      1. Christy‏ @cnb876 23 Feb 2017
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        SAD!

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      1. Proud Neanderthal‏ @JoeYeiser 23 Feb 2017
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        real simple. if you have a penis you are a boy. if you have a vagina you are a girl. boys in the boys room girls in girls room.

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      1. Albert Coakley‏ @albertcoakley11 23 Feb 2017
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        good for him

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      1. Luna Tic‏ @Billys_bch 23 Feb 2017
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        ...Need permission to use the bathroom they want... Noone questions it... The problem most ppl have is some1 claiming to be...

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      1. Luna Tic‏ @Billys_bch 23 Feb 2017
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        as far as the bathroom issue is concerned my view is this.. I have known many real transgender people and they don't...

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      2. Tims_Lady‏ @Tims_Lady 23 Feb 2017
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        protections? Lol 😂 Regulations babe!!

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      3. Just a Thought‏ @DavinusMaximus 23 Feb 2017
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        Or actually protections.

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      1. james smith‏ @ooOIJamesIOoo 23 Feb 2017
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        What a wonderful world it is when toilets are one of humanities greatest challenges.

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