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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2017

    Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Locatedhttp://trib.al/cwxr9ny 

    4:34 PM - 22 Feb 2017
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    21 replies 384 retweets 1,434 likes
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      2. J.J. Cody‏ @vajaysquared 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jdodson56 this is you and me!

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      3. Jake Dodson‏ @jdodson56 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @vajaysquared @TheOnion

        This isn't even satire to me. Like, it's what I was doing last night.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. 2Jayz‏ @stockaflocka23 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RobertStock6 @RichardStock

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      1. Emmarie Kbrew‏ @hachibu58 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...well at least he reads! That's more than I can say about the person currently in the White House!

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ngl, my first thought when I saw that headline was "It's Arnor, you idiots, not Arnoth." #nerd

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      1. Crayfish‏ @Crayfish 22 Feb 2017
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        @drewmagary god damn it

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      1. Jason Presti‏ @presti71 22 Feb 2017
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        @ProfessorF @redlianak @claudiagray This one hurts me! :)

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      2. Sean Smith‏ @protanope 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is my diary entry being published on the front page?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @protanope @TheOnion

        Yours?

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      4. Sean Smith‏ @protanope 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @covertigojayson

        Or maybe it was our group subreddit? Your posts in /r/arnoth-map were 🔥 🔥 🔥 !! @TheOnion

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      1. ZyX‏ @ZylethXeno 24 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @trintran Can you believe how stupid people can be? . . . . . . . ...some people actually think The Onion is real news.

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      1. Kenny Buckland‏ @JediKenny 23 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and?

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      1. Hubble Bubble Doyle and Trouble‏ @SamuraiRabbit 22 Feb 2017
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        @NoLd0 it me.

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      1. Erin‏ @_DaftVamp 22 Feb 2017
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        @Milliebot_Reads

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      1. Bridget McLeman‏ @camjo98686 22 Feb 2017
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        you're talking about my son, right?

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      1. The Heat Is On‏ @commercialeer 22 Feb 2017
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        close to home 😟

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      1. Jason‏ @cuppster 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        same.

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      1. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee‏ @ThatonekidBobby 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this... is so me:(

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      1. BLAST HARDCHEESE‏ @boosantaclaus 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @drewmagary

        it's on the Path. if you'd read The Hike, you'd know this.

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