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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2017

    The American Presidency: The Onion takes a closer look at all 39 assholes and the five good ones. http://trib.al/h3X3IOp pic.twitter.com/rwRLP2vEyH

    9:32 AM - 22 Feb 2017
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      1. Eve Higdon‏ @EveHigdon 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Abusive Step-Father of the Constitution"...bwahahahaha Good One Onion @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/WXwqnnTkRy

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      2. Matthew Wingert‏ @WingertMatthew 22 Feb 2017
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        Math much ?

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      3. Matt‏ @matthew_kuhr 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @WingertMatthew @TheOnion

        What do you mean? Only forty-four people have been #POTUS.

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      1. Batman Rockin' Robin‏ @theidealtwit 22 Feb 2017
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        Ha!!!

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      1. darktide‏ @darktide_ 22 Feb 2017
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        mainstream media. The onion takes a look at 45 mainstream media sources. Concludes 45 are fake news, and zero are credible

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      1. darktide‏ @darktide_ 22 Feb 2017
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        I am not a big fan of the onion, and apparently the onion is not a big fan of History!

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      1. Le Hhorror‏ @LehhoRebassoo 22 Feb 2017
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        So far it's the @OldHossRadbourn Top 100 of U.S. Presidents except I wish the Show More button did anything after Teddy Roosevelt.

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      1. Derek Brown‏ @Unclerico9806 22 Feb 2017
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        big fan of the Onion but man I got half way through Reagan and that's it. This was douchy and just not funny.

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      1. Larry Thompson‏ @lthompson908 22 Feb 2017
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        I know you're fake news, but you should know that Clinton was, in Fact, impeached (neither he or Johnson were removed)

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      1.  🎃 Busa  1⃣ 3⃣‏ @n_busanello 22 Feb 2017
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        .@TheOnion sobre o quase-impeachment do Clinton. Por que isso me parece familiar? 🤔pic.twitter.com/oeCsdIAsy8

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      1. Twatwaffling‏ @twatwaffle4eva 22 Feb 2017
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        giggles this... yes this

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      1. Colin Ramsay‏ @caramsay 22 Feb 2017
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        5 good ones?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 22 Feb 2017
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        you forgot the only Snowflake.

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