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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    Robert Mapplethorpe Children's Museum Celebrates Grand Opening http://trib.al/JMJLCMK pic.twitter.com/lNEN3EriDf

    8:40 PM - 21 Feb 2017
    • 271 Retweets
    • 1,051 Likes
    • Todd Butcher Tom Cobley-Hobbes Olive Case Bela Lugosi’s Dad 🌙🍁 summer7heike Varonica Dixon C. Katie A Олег
    56 replies 271 retweets 1,051 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Drew in West LA 👨🏻‏ @DrewWestLA 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm at a loss for words.

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. THC in Calgary‏ @JC_in_Calgary 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DrewWestLA @TheOnion

        Milo's dream job

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Bob Ferrapuhls  🍜‏ @bob_ferrapuhls 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HiWZJlvKzZ

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Alexy Khrabrov [Skoltech Edition]‏ @ChiefScientist 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how is this different from Milo again?

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick‏ @neoblackout 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ChiefScientist @TheOnion

        This is satire/comedy?

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Mike Vilhauer #FBR #FBPE and citizen of Earth‏ @WesSacMike 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Trump Tower?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. RockGolf‏ @rock_golf 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The picture on this legally fits the Canadian definition of kid porn. I strongly urge removal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Paul Seaber‏ @pseaber 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @rock_golf @TheOnion

        pretty sure most states also

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. New conversation
      2. Paul Killed  🎃‏Verified account @paulkidd 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paul Killed  🎃 Retweeted The Onion

        Still the greatest @TheOnion story of all time. Great to see it back in the rotation.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/834261465276243968 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Robert Mapplethorpe Children's Museum Celebrates Grand Opening http://trib.al/JMJLCMK  pic.twitter.com/lNEN3EriDf
        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. Paul Killed  🎃‏Verified account @paulkidd 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @stufromoz @TheOnion

        best

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Troy Ballard‏ @Troy_B_nSac 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this "humor" with 28k likes , but, #MiloYiannopoulosIs loses a book deal?@AandGShow #IGetIt

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. RocHenderson‏ @rochenderson 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon??

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      2. Michael Moore‏ @MMoore13_02 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ben_peace16 seems hard to climb

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ben‏ @ben_peace16 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MMoore13_02 @TheOnion

        that's something a neoliberal nazi would say

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Eric Mathews‏ @TheUniv10 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what the fuck

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      1. Human52753‏ @human52753 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This. Is. Just. Wrong. Onion? Lissen up. This. Is. Just. Wrong.

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      1. joshing‏ @Gladdovi 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus Christ

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      1. Blancho‏ @mikeblanchard 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've always wanted to work at The Onion. Can I have the persons job who will inevitably be fired tomorrow?

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