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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    NASA Designers Release Flirty New Space Skirt http://trib.al/NU1bPR5 pic.twitter.com/qPgdBPkWYk

    6:05 PM - 21 Feb 2017
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    • FunCo Kimberly Sharon Tobin John Casolite Matt Kazan NY Yankees Apologist Jessica Stuart White Mike Cook
    20 replies 351 retweets 1,313 likes
      1. Jeff Likes‏ @JasperJ77 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No hidden figures there!

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they're designing some kilts for the men. Can't wait to see kilts in zero gravity!!!!

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      1. Klaitu Von Awesome‏ @studlypants 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        psh, these are clearly Russian "orlan" style space skirts, not NASA models!

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      1. Vic McCarty‏ @TheVMExperience 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this story is sexist, racist and clearly supports Trump

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      1. mari‏ @mariaaaxx3 21 Feb 2017
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        @jenniferrv35 why am I laughing

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      2. mmb‏ @mbt103 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bClickClack

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      1. Victor Cass‏ @Victor_Cass 22 Feb 2017
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        for those of you who haven't got your daily dose of fake news! Lol

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      1. Benjamin Hendricks‏ @seagoat8888 22 Feb 2017
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        Mr. Show already did this sketch.

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      1. Tito  🌯 MeOff‏ @Valentinus_X 21 Feb 2017
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        shit photoshop

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want one!!!!

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      1. Sim‏ @Nopinator0 21 Feb 2017
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        No No NO NONONONOONONONNNNONOONNNNNONNONONNOOOOONONNONNNOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. NO

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      1. kat‏ @blutooth_douche 21 Feb 2017
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        too funny

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmmmm, Nice! 😊😋😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️@TheOnion

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      1. Trey Gowdy’s latest hairstyle  🕺‏ @halloweenpicnic 21 Feb 2017
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        ..with zero gravity weighted hems.

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      1. Nicky Naptime‏ @nickynaptime 21 Feb 2017
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        those are clearly Russian Orlan derived suites please fix the headline

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      2. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One step closer to the minidress uniforms from '60s Star Trek.

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      3. R.C. Do Rozario‏ @docinboots 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @FolkTaleGeek

        Only the men should be wearing it too. They did in Star Trek!

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      4. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @docinboots

        Now wouldn't that be progressive!

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      5. R.C. Do Rozario‏ @docinboots 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @FolkTaleGeek

        And utterly delightful. :)

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