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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    Did you know George W. Bush received the presidency as a gift from his parents on his 54th birthday? http://trib.al/k9TvMdT pic.twitter.com/mZFnAqYbs7

    4:32 PM - 21 Feb 2017
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    • Barbara Thomas trap15 🎃 A.Marshall Poncelet Ileleji ${Michael Ernest} Brad Porter Chad Balcom spacefarce 🌻 🇵🇸 claire 🤠 Cassandra Tells You So
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      2. Cate‏ @CateCosburn 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't wait to see @realDonaldTrump when he finally takes the bait and quotes one of your stories.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Geoffery‏ @BadFunnyGuy 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @CateCosburn @TheOnion

        If that actually happens, I will have lost all faith in the country.

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      1. CNelson‏ @cnelson33444 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that makes Jeb a sad boy...

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      1. WAC7‏ @Lord70163 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did you know that was one of the stupidest things I have read this week?

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      1. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 21 Feb 2017
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        or was it a punishment

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      1. Jacob McIntosh‏ @J_Mac78 21 Feb 2017
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        @AJOH_

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      1. Be the hero‏ @fear_no_limits 21 Feb 2017
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        I thought he got it from the supreme court.

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 21 Feb 2017
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        What a thoughtful present......

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      1. petrice henderson‏ @Petricehenderso 27 Feb 2017
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        Thank You for the photo I will be your prized possession sons birthday June 13, 2002 I will need accommodations sometimes with him

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      1. Batman Rockin' Robin‏ @theidealtwit 22 Feb 2017
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        It was either that or another baseball team.

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      1. Ban Words‏ @BanAllTheWords 22 Feb 2017
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        Did you know The Onion is owned by Clintonites? https://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha-ha-hillary-clintons-top-financial-supporter-now-controls-the-onion/ …

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      1. Tootles‏ @mossiert 22 Feb 2017
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        he must have been so surprised to find it wasn't a gag gift

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      1. Janet‏ @janetpopad 21 Feb 2017
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        ... all I got was a T-shirt...

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      1. Josiah Clements‏ @HuskerJac45 21 Feb 2017
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        @shayyynoelle

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      1. jay palang‏ @PalangJay 21 Feb 2017
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        They spend lots of money for that to happen but got reimbursed very good.

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      1. Jeanne Strole‏ @Jeanne201 21 Feb 2017
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        A joke, but it's rumoured that GB Senior cried when GWB got elected because he feared his own son's arrogance and incompetence.

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