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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    5 Things To Know About Milo Yiannopoulospic.twitter.com/0oQeIei7ph

    5 Things To Know About Milo Yiannopoulos
    12:33 PM - 21 Feb 2017
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    84 replies 908 retweets 1,680 likes
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      2. DJ Sparkling Milk‏ @EuropeSucks 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tone down the bias

        6 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
      3. Firebert  🚮‏ @idkmanwow 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @EuropeSucks @TheOnion

        They are biased against pedophiles 😢

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      4. DJ Sparkling Milk‏ @EuropeSucks 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @idkmanwow

        Did you mean: ignorant victims of sexual abuse?calling him a nazi? Imagine a woman saying that rape was helpful. It's misguided.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Firebert  🚮‏ @idkmanwow 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @EuropeSucks

        No, I didn't mean that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. endrift  🏳️‍🌈‏ @endrift 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @spun_off I lost it at “Not yet"

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Tony Casey 🇺🇸‏ @anthonycasey2 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4S2tlsR0uu

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. fish‏ @HydrophobicFish 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @anthonycasey2

        hey everyone! Check out this special snowflake who's upset by jokes!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Prequel Knight‏ @FightingIrishTW 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @HydrophobicFish @anthonycasey2

        Its really cute when leftist try to turn the language back on people they're triggered by. Doesn't work.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. fish‏ @HydrophobicFish 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @FightingIrishTW @anthonycasey2

        lest we forgot this dude over here is upset by jokes. But okay, egg. Whatever you say.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Prequel Knight‏ @FightingIrishTW 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @HydrophobicFish @anthonycasey2

        What the hell does egg mean? Not sure what video you were watching but there were no jokes in it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. mak‏ @_chillbyte 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @FightingIrishTW @HydrophobicFish @anthonycasey2

        then im afraid to tell you you have no sense of humor

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. JS Ma‏ @jarckeh 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        unfollowed (y)

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. abolish everything tbh‏ @leftismbestism 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @jarckeh @TheOnion

        we'll miss ya, snowflake

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. natecotine‏ @Nasty_Nate2 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        garbage vid. You could have ripped on him via a funny satirical article but this is just lazy. Quality has gone down. Sad!

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Nasty_Nate2 @TheOnion

        sweet mirror selfie kid!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. natecotine‏ @Nasty_Nate2 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SentientGOPmeme @TheOnion

        keep on trying to be a comedian, you'll get there one day

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. 89EFTT‏ @89EFTT 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        was that even supposed to be funny?

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Ashcan Consortia‏ @ashcanconsortia 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GreatDismal the funniest part of this video is watching his little troll army whine about someone saying mean things.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Orcrist - Paperwork Cleaver‏ @orcrist86 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal

        "Not yet." Oh god, I can't breath I'm dying.pic.twitter.com/cAAmu9ijbb

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