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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    "We are troubled that transmissions vital to homeland security could have been captured by President Trump’s staff." http://trib.al/RvQEACL pic.twitter.com/AnbVFjwhrG

    9:06 AM - 21 Feb 2017
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      2. Gary Roberts‏ @dracostar1 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @therealMikeSc0t I'm not surprised to read that the Trump Administration would compromise our national security this way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Mike Scott‏ @therealMikeSc0t 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @dracostar1 @TheOnion

        just keep in mind the onion is satire 😋 but point still stands #TinyHands #Drumpf

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gary Roberts‏ @dracostar1 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @therealMikeSc0t @TheOnion

        Duly noted. There is usually an element of truth in satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Bob Little‏ @littlebob999 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The FBI needs to worry more about our enemies hacking their messages.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Kristine Zickuhr‏ @KristineZickuhr 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @littlebob999 @TheOnion

        yeah, that's what the headline said. Who knows where that pipeline ends?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. atomic‏ @1999 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @KristineZickuhr @littlebob999

        guys.... You do realize that this is @TheOnion, right? This is satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kristine Zickuhr‏ @KristineZickuhr 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @1999 @littlebob999 @TheOnion

        Of course, I'm from Madison, home of the Onion. Sometimes satire has a kernel of potential truth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cute, but I have no doubt that intelligence agencies minimize the amount of detailed information provided to this administration.

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      1. Kate‏ @farancia 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but where is the lie tho

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      1. BLÅSPH€MŸ™‏ @mehorshiboo 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe they gave Trump fake nuclear launch codes..? One can only hope.

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      1. Devon‏ @devons1972 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sweet Jesus

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      1. Otis is a good boy!‏ @iamdog 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cuz they originally released the transmission but not the intended mission to transmit so the transmission is bigly fake

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      1. Mothra  🐛 🦋 🗽 🌊‏ @Eradona 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The trouble is-how do you tell real news from Onion News these days?

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      1. Paperback Writer‏ @PaperbackWrite3 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        errr, emmm, not funny!

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      1. HmmmmGood‏ @HmmmmGood 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MsKadyClark troubled totally by these amateurs. what else is how I wake up

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      1. Gary J. Earl‏ @gj_earl 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the T administration had declared the FBI a hostile entity?

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      1. Kristine Zickuhr‏ @KristineZickuhr 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scary because it's true.

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      1. CP‏ @big_perez 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol.... #CantTrustTrump

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