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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2017

    Cat That Spends Life On One Of Two Couch Cushions Given Rabies Vaccine http://trib.al/pgHbnE9 pic.twitter.com/ktNLxSneNL

    6:05 AM - 21 Feb 2017
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    • Erin M Barlow AP Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A kate Stacey Ewell ANIA J-Wall GrumpyDoc Herban Meijers
    22 replies 536 retweets 2,068 likes
      1. Kat von Disease‏ @sephorror 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I refuse to vaccinate my cats so they don't get autism.

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      1. r. s. field‏ @fieldcrow 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fake news. it's on both cushions.

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      2. Andrew Nyman‏ @nymaste 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @EmSheDoesIt

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      3. Luke Voit’s chain supplier‏ @EmSheDoesIt 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nymaste @TheOnion

        My thoughts every time I take Apollo to get any shot. "This shot will def keep her safe from feline AIDS in my apt"

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      2. Richard Stock‏ @RichardStock 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sashajehy

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      3. 2Jayz‏ @stockaflocka23 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @RichardStock @TheOnion @sashajehy

        meem_irl

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      1. New York Habitat‏ @NewYorkHabitat 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JRMcGrail

        Dat Face

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      1. Harry‏ @hjska22 21 Feb 2017
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        @friend_robbie

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      1. Your friend, James‏ @_me_bruh 21 Feb 2017
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        @Kate_zimmy

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      2. Scotty Bell‏ @SkottyBell 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @laura_e_rose

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      2. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as a vet this has truth but if I didn't vaccinate in my state I would be breaking the law not as funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Tuckvet @TheOnion

        also outside this country over 30k people die a year from rabies

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      4. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Tuckvet @TheOnion

        rabies vaccine efforts in modernized countries have protected the pet population and people

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      5. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Tuckvet @TheOnion

        the indoor cat is relatively isolated but rolling that vaccine back is becomes risky to the community

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      6. JMac‏ @jenmac47 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Tuckvet @TheOnion

        you know this is satire right?

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      7. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @jenmac47 @TheOnion

        yes I thought it was hilarious but an opportunity to pass some knowledge

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      8. Doug Tucker, DVM‏ @Tuckvet 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Tuckvet @jenmac47 @TheOnion

        for me the satire was rightly questioning the validity of vaccinating an animal at almost no risk of rabies

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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