We can only wish.
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Oh the poor tigers....
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"it's a good start."
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Sen John McCain (R-AZ) claimed to denounce the tigers' actions, but eagerly give them raw slabs of meat when no one was looking.
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Unfortunately some escaped by playing statue tag - the game they have been playing for the past 6-8 years.
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...A good start... =/
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by the other senators?
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seems like a small price to pay for quality entertainment.
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Hell, with all the 'avowed' Christians in that audience, I'm surprised "the Orange Emperor" didn't unleash the lions.
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"let it be schumer, let it be schumer..."
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Tiger had been recently seen at anti-government rallies w the tiger that mauled Roy Horn at Siegfried & Roy's vegas show in 2003.
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#Trump: "Last night at the Congressional Tiger Show...Who would believe this?"#lastnightinsweden@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion is my life inspiration ty
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