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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Feb 2017

    Jefferson wouldn’t have worked on the Declaration of Independence had he known how terrible America would turn out. http://trib.al/Sif7Cwu pic.twitter.com/o1Yh8aeSA0

    12:30 PM - 20 Feb 2017
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      1. Macular Degeneration X  🎃 (GHOST!!1!)‏ @WassicaboaMouse 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        reached for comment, Aaron Burr's ghost stated "I tried to warn them don't let them know what you're against and what you're for."

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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 20 Feb 2017
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        Samuel Johnson on Americans Sir, they are a race of convicts, and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging

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      1. Don Lake‏ @1714USAmade 2 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sebroche. Maybe you Snowflakes should read it.Trump was exactly what they envisioned not the Welfare Country you clowns depend on

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      1. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 20 Feb 2017
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        He would have had a slave draft it, then he would have covered the back page with his signature and proclaimed how yuge it was

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      1.  🐶‏ @OG_QTii 20 Feb 2017
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        Hey, we all make mistakes in life. 😂😅

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      1. victor akers‏ @victorakers9 20 Feb 2017
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        Blame THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA WANTS U PEOPLE ARE SCREWING UP THE COUNTRY.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 20 Feb 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅He shouldn't have! 😜😜😜😜😜(Triggered?) @TheOnion

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 20 Feb 2017
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        45 second parchment scrawl could've inspired postcards which then inspired Twitter, but Jefferson believed tiny documents get lost

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      2. Zach‏ @ZachBrimhall 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too far, too far. Not funny.

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      3.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ZachBrimhall @TheOnion

        Too far? How is it too far? Comedy is most effective when it upsets sacred, "untouchable" topics.

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      4. Zach‏ @ZachBrimhall 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @FamousAmos5 @TheOnion

        I laugh at just about everything and enjoy The Onion but this is in poor taste.

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      1. Troll News Network‏ @RealTrollNews 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually I just spoke to Jefferson and he was more confused that #FakeNews like the onion would be such a relevant topic today.

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      2. Shari E‏ @moondipper 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the 6 out of wedlock kids worked out well for him!

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      3. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @moondipper @TheOnion

        and for the sport of basketball

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      1. Jean Tanamachi‏ @JeanTanamachi 20 Feb 2017
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        I think he had a clue. He did spend a lot of time in France.

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      1. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 20 Feb 2017
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        But according to the NRA, he got the second amendment, jst right?

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      1. George Forest‏ @cajunesq 20 Feb 2017
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        Madison would not be so thrilled either...

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