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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Feb 2017

    Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Curry Leftovers http://trib.al/f7WYGW8 pic.twitter.com/23fTvgDLFS

    5:11 PM - 18 Feb 2017
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is definitely not Tupperware. Fake News. Enemy of the people!

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      1. Wicked Mad Lib  🇺🇸‏ @WickedMadLib 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's Gladware man! You used to be so reliable Onion 😢

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      2. Bethany Michiels‏ @BethanyMichiels 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AutRae42

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      3. Autumn LeGrave‏ @AutRae42 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @BethanyMichiels

        RT if your Tupperware looks radioactive for the rest of its life

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      1. Anne Horgan‏ @AnneHorgan 18 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or spaghetti bolognese

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      1. Jesse Patel‏ @patel_jesse 18 Feb 2017
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        Grew up in an Indian household.....Headline hits too close to home.

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      1. andrea ✨‏ @andrealee00 18 Feb 2017
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        @big_maq96 i'm sure you're aware

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      1. mk z‏ @mkezmmr 18 Feb 2017
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        Nor will the dish sponge at work that Angela decided to clean it with...

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      1. Neil‏ @chefdiesel 18 Feb 2017
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        @datJCE

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      1. Karen Sandler‏ @karensandlerYA 18 Feb 2017
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        Except that's @gladproducts, not @tupperware.

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      1. James BoOoOoOoker  🎃‏ @JamesFluker 18 Feb 2017
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        I resent the implication that the cheap tat in the photo is @tupperware !

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      1. Jaden Amilibia‏ @jaden_cesca 18 Feb 2017
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        @hasantinwala630

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      1. Tracy Amadon  🌎 🎃 👑 🗿‏ @codebluebbq 18 Feb 2017
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        turmeric

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      2. Patriot Hero‏ @PatriotHero84 18 Feb 2017
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        The secret is to never wash them. Just throw them away and buy another set.

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      1. Toya‏ @Ghost_OfMandela 12 Mar 2017
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        well for one, that's not a tubberware bowl.. so...

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