@ron_fournier this is actually true. Scientists scrambled to download all the data from http://data.gov .
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I would certainly have a personal copy of anything I was working on.
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This would be funnier if it weren't so real.
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@theamandabatty this kind of already happened for real, though.http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38324045 … -
That's what all of the Alt National Parks and Alt Fed accounts are.
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That's why it's funny, but not funny.
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:D: Someone needs to make an emoji that is both laughing and screaming in terror. That's life now.
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Yeah. Except I just keep hoping that my head will explode and I can stop worrying about any of this shit.
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but then who would take care of your cat?
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Facts are dangerous things to thugs. "It is a well known fact that reality has a liberal bias." - Stephen Colbert
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The onion shouldn't post true stories!
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US households hoarding facts ahead of expected
#Trump crackdownpic.twitter.com/6lp0Bt9Ax4
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I keep mine behind the fridge...
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Mine are wrapped in foil, in Ziploc bags, in the deep freeze. Look beneath the succotash. Nobody ever touches that.
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I thought you only did satire pieces...
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@Krakenstein *lies about having facts*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rmasher2 The value of facts has responded accordingly by increasingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I can't figure out if I should laugh or cry..What's the onion going to do for parody now that we have ego45 in White House?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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believe it or not, this is actually happening.https://www.wired.com/2017/01/rogue-scientists-race-save-climate-data-trump/ …
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