*Sneaks a key into his hand*
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That's nice. I always had misgivings of killing legally.
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Nearly Lampoon-worthy. Bravo !
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Barely satire; entirely brilliant.
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Dark humor as its best
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oh that's really awesome
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Only in Oklahoma, though. Right?
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WTF no conjugal visits for convicted murderers! What's this country coming to
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, "Honey, can you scratch my nose?"
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