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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Feb 2017

    Trump Staffer Grateful To Work With So Many People He Could Turn Over To FBI In Exchange For Immunity http://trib.al/klVQkkb pic.twitter.com/CFp1gNCpmM

    9:34 AM - 17 Feb 2017
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      2. (((Howard Forman)))‏Verified account @thehowie 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Too close to the truth! In a few years, we will count the numbers for which this is true.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Joanna...‏ @MariposaTaina1 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @thehowie @TheOnion

        the comedic lines are blurred.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. BateTHB‏ @BateThb 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Said it before and will say again: whole federal workforce despises 45; its a juggernaut that can't be stopped - too much fun!

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      1. VERONICA LESTER‏ @SEVENCLOVERS 17 Feb 2017
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        @SEVENCLOVERS why else would any sane person be there?

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      1. Michael Hetherington‏ @micky_h76 17 Feb 2017
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        @TheLastLeg #isitok we should retweet this at Trump and his administration to see if they fall for it?

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      1. Joanna...‏ @MariposaTaina1 17 Feb 2017
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        masters of the "REAL" fake news! Thank you! @realDonaldTrump @maddow @nytimes @AriMelber @Morning_Joe #SCROTUS #BenedictDonald

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      1. Joe  😵‏ @JoeMarier 20 Feb 2017
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        Joe  😵 Retweeted Matt Frost

        variations on a themehttps://twitter.com/mattfrost/status/705526642383294465 …

        Joe  😵 added,

        Matt Frost @mattfrost
        Half the functionaries in a Trump administration would think they were doing us all a favor by not letting the job go to a REAL sycophant.
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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 18 Feb 2017
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        That's obnoxious........ ö____ö :3 @TheOnion

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      1. Patrick Cannady‏ @CannadyPatrick 17 Feb 2017
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        go on, kid, you got nothing to lose and the book deal could be sweet!

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 17 Feb 2017
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        Good thing you got this out today. In a week or two it may not be satire anymore.

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      1. Boomboxr‏ @Boomboxr77 17 Feb 2017
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        you guys man...the copy with that picture is fucking hilarious

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      1.  👻i’mGhostingYou‏ @PixieBoss 17 Feb 2017
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        keep peeling those layers

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      1. Nikki F Nelson‏ @GW37C 17 Feb 2017
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        I do believe this 2 b true. Interesting~> thank you ThOnion 4 info. GreatShare. See how this plays out? Every1 needs Ace n Hole;)

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