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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Feb 2017

    Eric Trump Scolds Father That He Mustn’t Inquire About The Businesses, For He’s Sworn Not To Tell http://trib.al/17ejXm4 pic.twitter.com/9bNSe1hyCy

    6:47 AM - 17 Feb 2017
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      1. Tavis Highfill  🔑‏ @TavisHighfill 17 Feb 2017
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        @ChristophrLeone I thought this site only wrote parody news.

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      1. Kayla‏ @beatlebunny 17 Feb 2017
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        "Fie, fie, that I must turn my own papa away to benefit the needs of the many! But it is a burden I will shoulder nonetheless."

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      1. Dietrich Buxtehude‏ @Buxtehude11 17 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ITltDZXYjF

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      1. Lily‏ @Lily628 17 Feb 2017
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        they're my ILLUSIONS, dad

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      1. Dave_58‏ @Davekidd_58 17 Feb 2017
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        @Glinner I wouldn't trust a little Trumpette any more than his #presidentagentorange daddy

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      1. emotional jabroni™‏ @JackManiaci 17 Feb 2017
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        @seaxhag @irl_bailey

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      1. Vote November 6‏ @krisbienforreal 19 Feb 2017
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        @MMFlint if news is fake then 45 must stop reading the WSJ about his businesses & stock market immediately

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      1. दिनेश कुलकर्णी‏ @TurgidsonBuck 17 Feb 2017
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        First rule of the Trump Club - don't talk about the Trump Club

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      1. Betsy Griebenow‏ @betsygriebs 17 Feb 2017
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        Hair gel businesses?

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      1. Ingrid Starr‏ @foreveringrid 17 Feb 2017
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        . Now that is really funny

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      1. C-Bus‏ @Columbus2382 17 Feb 2017
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        @Aportzline 😂😂 porty u really retweet a satire site, and get followers to believe? #FakeNews

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      1. Gregword‏ @Gregword 17 Feb 2017
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        huh huh, hey beavis.

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      1. BateTHB‏ @BateThb 17 Feb 2017
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        Says the main leaker of all leakers from within.

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      1. MichaelCart‏ @MichaelCart9 17 Feb 2017
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        Daddy I want that Squrril!😉

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