This site is supposed to be satire. You aren't supposed to be reporting factual stories. Stop it already.
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. The Russians are doing pretty well at that also. Look what they purchased for us. A useless Potus
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True, that.
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but I need that squatty potty!
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how does that surprise anyone?
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Starting to think Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is more like a Jacob's Ladder.
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yeah, but you don't understand. I NEED a blue pair of Beats to go with my new shoes!
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Anything that is not food, clothing or shelter is technically not necessary.
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