I dunno... I went to like 8 weddings last year. And they all reminded me that I'm going to die alone.
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why buy the cow when u can get the milk free scenario.But just because ppl do that doesn't make it right.Wrong portrayed as right
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it's funny because it's true.
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Married? Are you serious? If it goes bad the woman winds up with just about everything & they're paid forever.
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in today's throw away world if there's a hiccup it's over.Marriage is like a good job it takes commitment to succeed
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I hear there is a
@HalfOnionInABag that might be looking love.
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Do people at the Onion get married?
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