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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2017

    Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord http://trib.al/h7fjr9E pic.twitter.com/nZprvjeNlK

    9:02 PM - 16 Feb 2017
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      1. P.J. Hinton‏ @HttpStatus402 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought that Kansas' Shadow Lord was one of the Koch brothers.

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      1. s i e r r a‏ @sierralkc 16 Feb 2017
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        I can, Oregon's is @CurtisNeilson

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      1. Starleafgirl‏ @Starleafgirl 17 Feb 2017
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        I wanna know who NJ's Shadow Lord is, lol. ...Oh, wait. Chris Christie. Sorry, that was an easy one. I should've remembered it.

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      1. Sarah Boo-Goul‏ @sarah_fluegel 16 Feb 2017
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        @epmarq

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      1. It's No Sideshow‏ @stephenasprey 16 Feb 2017
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        I am the only one true Shadow Lord.pic.twitter.com/lShxXIwLWl

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      1. AnnieB‏ @bananniegrrl 16 Feb 2017
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        Iowa's is Americans for Prosperity

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      1. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 16 Feb 2017
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        What are you talking about?

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 17 Feb 2017
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        Most people are living in a state of confusion.

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      1. Zach Dewoody‏ @AmazingThor 17 Feb 2017
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        Oklahoma's is T. Boone Pickens, FWIW

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      1. Peaches‏ @Peaches6455 17 Feb 2017
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        I think Pennsylvania's Shadow Lord is Punxsutawney Phil

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      1. Josh Parshall‏ @jbparsh 17 Feb 2017
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        Progressive of Kansas to pick a woman.

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      1. 𝓛𝓪𝔃𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓪‏ @lazylolita 17 Feb 2017
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        well the UK's is certainly Boris Johnson

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 17 Feb 2017
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        😳😅@TheOnion

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      1. Rebel With Claws‏ @CaraLewis42 16 Feb 2017
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        the true answer is @realdonaldTrump our lord and master

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      1. It's No Sideshow‏ @stephenasprey 16 Feb 2017
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        Tell me you are not serious!

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      1. LaFouz‏ @lafoooz 16 Feb 2017
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        the sunflower state

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