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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2017

    Steve Bannon’s Inflamed Liver Pulsing Visibly Through Shirt During Strategy Meeting http://trib.al/wtRh0LT pic.twitter.com/aeSBKOWyfG

    12:35 PM - 16 Feb 2017
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    • Stewart Hansen Jenson Wilson A Plane Tix & Resos Ruth Mackinnon Weariless Joshua McFadden Butler Patricia Andres Brent
    58 replies 1,059 retweets 2,857 likes
      1. barney farmer‏ @barneyfarmer 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MushyMelbowHeadpic.twitter.com/gcJO4X5h3C

        0 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
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      2. MishLoo‏ @MishLoo 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gabrielwistisen I CANT BREATHE

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Gabriel‏ @gabrielwistisen 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MishLoo @TheOnion

        neither can Steve

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. Gabriel‏ @gabrielwistisen 17 Feb 2017
        Replying to @gabrielwistisen @MishLoo @TheOnion

        this tweet got more attention than I expected

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Danielle Hill ❄ 📚 🖌️‏ @gatadelafuente 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @roseamund OMG it really does look like hepatomegaly!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3.  🎃 🕷Kelly 🕷 🎃 VOTE! 🌊BLUE! 🌊MIDTERMS! 🌊‏ @Roseamund 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @gatadelafuente @TheOnion

        Pretty scary to think what's hatching inside that bag of bile:)

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Danielle Hill ❄ 📚 🖌️‏ @gatadelafuente 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Roseamund @TheOnion

        For real though!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Colin Chin‏ @ColinChin51 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I could swear I saw him in Dune. (The evil floating Emperor)

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Barbara Walsh‏ @AtreiyaN7 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ColinChin51 @TheOnion

        I once made a Baron Harkonnen joke in another comment about Trump, but it applies to Bannon, too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Colin Chin‏ @ColinChin51 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @AtreiyaN7 @TheOnion

        And here I thought that I was being too obscure! It was that face that brought it to mind.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Barbara Walsh‏ @AtreiyaN7 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ColinChin51 @TheOnion

        Just slap a suspensor belt on him and dye his hair orange - boom.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. tree.bee.501‏ @tree_bee_501 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        note to self 1: do not read the onion's tweets whilst eating lunch. note to self 2: buy nasal spray/cleaner tonight.

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      1. Jay Michaels‏ @talkhost1 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someobe give him a Double Scotch. His liver needs Fuel.

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      1. Vote Nov. 6th‏ @Cuprikorn66 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Steve Bannon needs a new liver, by looks of it, and a gastric band.

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      1. r. mutt‏ @greghennessey 16 Feb 2017
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        @H_E_Pennypackr @alexmhennessey

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      1. jeremiah policky‏ @JeremiahPolicky 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we can only hope with his new found position the stress and excess get to him and he drinks himself to death soon

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      1. Buck Stove‏ @BuckStove1234 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Kimkiminy1

        Lets take up a collection, a gallon of 190proof grain alchol should do it

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      1. Kitty with the Stripes‏ @kittylulabelle 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crayola SO need to bring out a 'Colours of Trump' range: Day Glo Trumperine, Blurple Rage, Bannon Greige, Whiter Than White...pic.twitter.com/1uzWmjeik0

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      1. SpritzzyChick‏ @SpritzzyChick 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @StephenBannon ohhhh! Burst!! Plz plz plz burst!!!

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