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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2017

    Mar-A-Lago Member Complains About Loud, Obnoxious Cabinet Meeting At Next Table http://trib.al/PSgBGeu pic.twitter.com/hQLzTtRgwJ

    12:06 PM - 16 Feb 2017
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    • Mike Turnbull ((( Theon_Orbis_Covfefe  III ))) Galison Gift Ella Velvet Lori Dukro Eric NeverSilent Nancy Stephen Brenda marshall
    31 replies 1,655 retweets 3,679 likes
      1. SANDAURA‏ @Sandaura 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Get used to it; the Clampetts are in the white house. The Beverly Hillbillies have moved to Washington and Mar-a-loco.

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      1. Groucho #Resists‏ @voodoodad 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is literally not enough "like" in the "like" button for this tweet.

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      2. Scott‏ @scottk1350 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they complained that their evening was interrupted by a constant barrage classified information and some sort of football code.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. nines09‏ @Mescalero09 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "And they left these papers around. All over the place. Files and names and numbers. Looks like code. Clean up after yourselves!"

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      1. Bobby Delaney‏ @thatgeekdad 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should have offered them a better smartphone flashlight so they would quiet down and start reading the secret briefing sooner.

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      1. Peter Bailey #FBPE  🇬🇧 🇪🇺‏ @bailey_bubu 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey #SNL, life is just giving you a great idea for a sketch :) @AlecBaldwin

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      1. grey-sister‏ @grey_sister 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Fahrenthold

        guess his membership won't be renewed

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      1.  🛡𝗚𝗼𝗻𝘇𝗼 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘀 🛡‏ @GonzoVeritas 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This will happen.

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      2. Alt. Sean Spicer‏ @NiceSeanSpicer 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        where else are they supposed to eat their Russian caviar?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. NOT ON OUR WATCH! 🇺🇸‏ @suevee85 14 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GraysonNamed At the next table? OMG WTF?

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      1. L M J‏ @ViewFrom14thFlr 20 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/m1KIF9gPLt

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      1. Farrell Law‏ @FarrellLawCA 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The air was still for that time of year. There was a smell of expensive cologne. And urine.

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      1. John E Mintz‏ @ppprmintz 16 Feb 2017
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        Trump invites members to fill in empty seats.

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      1. Still 140 (ish) Leland‏ @leland_iii 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Change "cabinet meeting" to "international incident" and your spot on.

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 16 Feb 2017
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        Following lead of Obama admin, each was given red crayons to draw lines for N Korea & Iran to not cross until consensus reached

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      2. We're all immigrants‏ @polywatchout 16 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Fahrenthold Here ya go .@realDonaldTrump is this fake news?

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