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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Feb 2017

    Scientists Developing Pollinating ‘Bee Drones’ http://trib.al/vca7559  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/o8xoZOVz9I

    2:07 PM - 13 Feb 2017
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    • Mags Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A Narcissus Robert Heron David Equinox kristinoween ⭕️ Tekla Rae Drones & Other Toys
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      1. l y d i a‏ @lydiaelise 13 Feb 2017
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        I saw that episode of Black Mirror too

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      1. Connor Temme‏ @Connor_Temme19 13 Feb 2017
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        @astuckert21 @MichaelBanakis black mirror called it

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      1. Sarah Stone‏ @sarahmariestone 13 Feb 2017
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        @MeganEStone nation of haters wtf

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      1. Samuel St.Claire Presents:Lewd and Lascivious Acts‏ @deadtosam 13 Feb 2017
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        did you guys see the Black Mirror episode about this?!

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      1. A Fox that NEEDS the good stuff‏ @Keyorden 13 Feb 2017
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        NOT THE BEES

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      1. Zen Patriot‏ @ZenPatriot 14 Feb 2017
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        are already hand pollinating in certain parts of #China where they've killed off the #honeybee with their over use of pesticides

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      1. JohnKatona‏ @JohnKatona1 13 Feb 2017
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        Bee Drones morph into African Bee Bots and seem to focus attacks on Apple phones. Apple working on new security strategy

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      1. Frani Rose‏ @frntuck 13 Feb 2017
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        but someone will hack into the system and use them to murder people other people vote for on twitter @blackmirror

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      1.  🎃 Chris Patty  🎃‏ @ChrisJPatty 13 Feb 2017
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        #deathTo

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 13 Feb 2017
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        Dale only repairs the thicc-est keyboards.

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      1. maltese mama‏ @tz1969 13 Feb 2017
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        black mirror!

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      1. Chip‏ @stillchip 13 Feb 2017
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        Just one more step up the path to selling us air and sunlight.

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 13 Feb 2017
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        Please BEE kind.......

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