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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Feb 2017

    5 Things To Know About Stephen Millerpic.twitter.com/aFxgWuILn7

    5 Things To Know About Stephen Miller
    1:30 PM - 13 Feb 2017
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    32 replies 282 retweets 497 likes
      1. Christopher Wilson‏ @NachosNonsense 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He speaks of the pompatus of love

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      1. Lisa‏ @wolfkeeper51 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think he is Trump and Bannon's love child

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      2. Art‏ @64pbass 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Something about that guy makes me want to punch him in the face.

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      1. Snowflake says hands off our BENEFITS!‏ @ketagoesglobal 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even scarier is the fact that he is a radicalized far-right jihadist who rejected his liberal Jewish upbringing!

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      1. Rayson Martyn  🇨🇦 🇺🇦‏ @RaysonMartyn 13 Feb 2017
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        I heard some people call him the Space Cowboy

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      1. Snowflake says hands off our BENEFITS!‏ @ketagoesglobal 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One scary fact not captured here is that Miller worked VERY closely w/ Sessions as his communications director. Peas:Pod.

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      1. Jason.McQ‏ @JbirdMcQ303 13 Feb 2017
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        this made me literally laugh out loud 😂

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      1. Richard Mintz‏ @judgemintz 13 Feb 2017
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        . . . and those are the 5 best . . . 'Reminds me of a cross between Anthony Weiner and Benito Mussolini

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch 13 Feb 2017
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        Nobody cared about him before Seal covered one of his songs.

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      1. Mark Anthony Smith‏ @marksme 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yep all true.

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      2. Herrdavin‏ @herrdavin 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this ain't onion, this is mainstream!!

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      1. george kaczanowski‏ @gwkfile 14 Feb 2017
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        The language of scorn and shame speaks to Onion's lack of balanced reportage. Smarten up!

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      1. Danny M.‏ @jnkman126 13 Feb 2017
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        @IkeLax82 one more thing, he is a yes guy to whom ever is above him. A total wimpy litlle kiss butt.

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      1. Chris Riches‏ @SuddenLife 13 Feb 2017
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        and I always thought he was just the Space Cowboy or the Gangster if Love

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