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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2017

    Mumford And Sons Take Home Coveted 'Vest Of The Year' Grammy http://trib.al/OoosLPZ pic.twitter.com/QSkf9QwCus

    8:21 PM - 12 Feb 2017
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    18 replies 726 retweets 2,194 likes
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      2. haters stan‏ @matttsuxxx 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        one of us is out-of-the-loop about relevant artists

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. hellboy (not that one)‏ @popculturefan78 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @matttsuxxx

        Devil's Advocate Defense: could be a comment on a bunch of Irrelevant artists winning Grammys every year?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. haters stan‏ @matttsuxxx 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @popculturefan78

        I get the joke's big picture but their is a more contemporary and equally funny reference

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      5. hellboy (not that one)‏ @popculturefan78 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @matttsuxxx

        Blake Shelton?

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      6. haters stan‏ @matttsuxxx 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @popculturefan78

        wow see that wasn't hard to think of huh

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      1. Hallie Nicks‏ @halthetowel 13 Feb 2017
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      1. Thomas Lovejoy‏ @ThomasLovejoy 12 Feb 2017
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        @khamballer22

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      1. Niiiick‏ @nswearin 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @knockknockjake @Jakey_29 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      1. Gary Halonen‏ @gary_halonen 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you guys are getting fun.

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      1. Emma Deas‏ @emma_deas 12 Feb 2017
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        @sallymarv22

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 12 Feb 2017
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        and no hiccups

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      1. Former Cabbie‏ @ImACabbieNow 12 Feb 2017
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        In the UK it is called the 'waistcoat the year'. I read that somewhere

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      1. Rising_Fun 🌅+ 🇯🇵‏ @Rising_Fun 12 Feb 2017
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        I'm sorry, that's not funny, the vile and disgusting.

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      1.  😎JUSTICESEEKER 😎‏ @brainburp13 12 Feb 2017
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        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. 小泉稲次郎inejirokoizumi‏ @InejiroKoizumi 12 Feb 2017
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        that's the award I live for. #GRAMMYs

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      1. kmonjhbvgyffffffffffffffffffcd5h3rq2q2q2q2q2q2q2vg‏ @0gye4_e4hyugfoq 12 Feb 2017
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        @meysq is his mouth photoshopped to be open even wider, and if not why not

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      1. Westernsubs‏ @Westernsubs 12 Feb 2017
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        soccer mom box of wine Spotify playlist

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