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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2017

    Seating Mix-Up Puts Tony Bennett In Middle Of Slipknot http://trib.al/br8px0T pic.twitter.com/dFLOrTLBz1

    5:21 PM - 12 Feb 2017
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    • ashley carlos. 𝔩𝔶𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔢𝔶 𖤐 Ryland Zane CRYBABY WALKER⛄ t FINEALE 7 ghoulie.
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      1. Laura Reilly‏ @LuluL1985 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The thing I love about this is Tony would end up chatting with them and offering to do a duet album by the end of the night

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      1. Anastas2002‏ @anastas2002 12 Feb 2017
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        ... leading to the greatest crossover album EVER!

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      1. Uzumaki‏ @evturch 12 Feb 2017
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        new colab album maybe?

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      1. James Dougherty‏Verified account @DoughertyKMGH 12 Feb 2017
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        @BEARDO

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      1. Chuck G‏ @Who_is_Chuck 12 Feb 2017
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        @paulfeig maybe they're dropping a metal cover of "Rags to Riches "?

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      1. noreen fantasia‏ @anjlfan 12 Feb 2017
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        literally laughing out loud

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      1. Jeepgirllove‏ @fzavertnik 12 Feb 2017
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        Inside he is screaming help me, you just can't hear him.

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      1. Jake Zipperer‏ @JakeZipperer 12 Feb 2017
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        @MattHavlichek

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      1. Grant Grudzina‏ @InLightningIdea 13 Feb 2017
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        As a native of Slipknot's home state of Iowa, we would be proud to call Mr. Bennett an honorary Hawkeye.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 13 Feb 2017
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        That's the BEST Mix-Up! :D xD \o/ (Except maybe with Rammstein!) ;) :p @TheOnion

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      1. Ramona Kline‏ @RamonaK 12 Feb 2017
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        @paulkline 😂😂😂

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      1. Josh Krusell  ⭐️ 🏆 🥇‏ @_deRigueur_ 12 Feb 2017
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        @Kevin_Kinkead Is this from 2003?

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      1. Colette Veritas‏ @thetruthbetold7 12 Feb 2017
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        👿😱😨🤘😅

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      1. Jo Jam Django‏ @jojamDjango 12 Feb 2017
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        @whiskeyrichard2

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      1. 75 Cents‏ @75cents 12 Feb 2017
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        Beauty !! He needs to know / experience who he supports !

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      1. Gabriela Gonzales‏ @Hel_says 12 Feb 2017
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        omg, really? x)

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