@SethMacFarlane The Onion more sane than real life.
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I keep waiting for a tweet from The Onion stating they are going on sabbatical as real life has surpassed their satire.
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haha.
#guiltyassin except my banana sits all day on top of a far messier desk!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@isombards this is so funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SarahGracieTT when satire is your reality....
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Waiting for it to be happy to see him.
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@SethMacFarlane this is a chance for you to finally use that condom that's been in your wallet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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this is banana that is why haha
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@SethMacFarlane just waiting for everyone to split?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SethMacFarlane A watched banana ripens more quickly
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delays being processed by Trump's enhanced immigration checks has far reaching consequences!
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presumably for it to ring!
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@SethMacFarlane hunger perhapsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Clearly the coworker in question is waiting to measure something with said banana.
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@SethMacFarlane perhaps I'm the only person to find The Onion desperately unfunny. Is it written by 12 year olds?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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