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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2017

    Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For http://trib.al/0cOJNze pic.twitter.com/cqwinb2jeS

    8:30 AM - 12 Feb 2017
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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane The Onion more sane than real life.

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      1. Bill Kerr‏ @Nekkid_Ape 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I keep waiting for a tweet from The Onion stating they are going on sabbatical as real life has surpassed their satire.

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      1. Cheryl Tomlinson‏ @CherylLynnTom 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha. #guiltyassin except my banana sits all day on top of a far messier desk!

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      1. Todd L‏ @ToddLillo 12 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane @AndyOuriel

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      1. peanut butter oreo‏ @erinzus 12 Feb 2017
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        @isombards this is so funny

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      1.  🎃 Seán O'BOOOOO-yle  🎃‏ @Elyobo893 12 Feb 2017
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        @SarahGracieTT when satire is your reality....

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 12 Feb 2017
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        Waiting for it to be happy to see him. 🍌 @TheOnion

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      1. Larry Jewish‏ @Sheep4Hillary 13 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane this is a chance for you to finally use that condom that's been in your wallet.

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      1. M Amir Sharif‏ @MAmirSharif1 13 Feb 2017
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        this is banana that is why haha

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      1. Colin Thompson‏ @colint650b 13 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane just waiting for everyone to split?

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      1. Boom or bust!‏ @paul_c_74 12 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane A watched banana ripens more quickly 🤓

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      1. Niels C‏ @N1EL5 12 Feb 2017
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        delays being processed by Trump's enhanced immigration checks has far reaching consequences!

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      1. Nicholas Milnes‏ @nicholasmilnes 12 Feb 2017
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        presumably for it to ring!

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      1. Ian McGreevy‏ @ian_mcgreevyTPS 12 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane hunger perhaps

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      1. Captain Quirk‏ @madmorrigan 12 Feb 2017
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        Clearly the coworker in question is waiting to measure something with said banana.

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      1. Michael‏ @BlueMerleBill 12 Feb 2017
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        @SethMacFarlane perhaps I'm the only person to find The Onion desperately unfunny. Is it written by 12 year olds?

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      1. c.m‏ @Colinmx31 12 Feb 2017
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        @jspliff20

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