This won't be satirical much longer.
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Sounds terrific. Where's ours? We need it badly. He's got millions of $ to give him false happiness. We dont.
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yea I guess we'll ignore all the snowflakes having emotional breakdowns then...
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I thought onion was satire, why publishing real news now?
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god i love the onoin
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Thank you for this! Perfect piece to end a perfect week-end. You gave me my much needed 'snortle' for the day.....
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Fake News! Sad!
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Yo, you guys really aren't producing good satire. (Its too realistic)
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this is definitely fake news
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@realmattyvegas thank God someone is looking after Trumps fragile ego!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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what's screwed up and telling about this is i checked to see if this was the onion
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you're killing it lately
#safespace#snowflakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If this is true, all the more reason to get this nutbag Trump outta here!
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If the sissy snowflakes can have their safe spaces. Why can't the president?
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If only this weren't satire… Or was at least completely implausible.
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lmao this could actually be true.
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@rickyftw The Sad thing is that could actually happen but probably would also include Sean SpicerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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hahahahahahaha
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