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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2017

    Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche http://trib.al/4cdcNJf pic.twitter.com/xTyiHYiCcl

    7:27 AM - 12 Feb 2017
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      1. Ray Beck‏ @niteowl41 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmandaMarcotte

        This won't be satirical much longer.

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      1. Global Solar Wind‏ @globalsolarwind 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds terrific. Where's ours? We need it badly. He's got millions of $ to give him false happiness. We dont.

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      1. Deplorable 'E'‏ @HVACbulldog04 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yea I guess we'll ignore all the snowflakes having emotional breakdowns then...

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      1. wonderer‏ @wondereriam 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought onion was satire, why publishing real news now?

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      1. Beatrix Blotto‏ @Mortedelsan 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmandaMarcotte

        god i love the onoin

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      1. Rochelle Davies‏ @RochelleDavie13 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for this! Perfect piece to end a perfect week-end. You gave me my much needed 'snortle' for the day.....

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      1. C. Hustle, Ph.D.‏ @Charlie_Hustle_ 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake News! Sad!

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      1. joe  🎃‏ @_Hypoo 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yo, you guys really aren't producing good satire. (Its too realistic)

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      1. Ronnie‏ @QueenB15_ 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is definitely fake news

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      1. Whemsea‏ @TheWhemsea 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realmattyvegas thank God someone is looking after Trumps fragile ego!

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      1. Mert‏ @Divinum_Furis 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what's screwed up and telling about this is i checked to see if this was the onion

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      1. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you're killing it lately #safespace #snowflake

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      1. Marc Hershorin‏ @marchershorin 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this is true, all the more reason to get this nutbag Trump outta here!

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      1. Jon Threlkeld‏ @jtrolla1 12 Feb 2017
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        If the sissy snowflakes can have their safe spaces. Why can't the president?

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      1. tduehr‏ @tduehr 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only this weren't satire… Or was at least completely implausible.

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      1. momcanihave.‏ @zenbodywork1 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao this could actually be true.

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      1. Blake McCoy‏ @theblakebuz 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rickyftw The Sad thing is that could actually happen but probably would also include Sean Spicer

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      1. Benjamin Fasken‏ @BenjaminFasken 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahahahaha

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