.@TheOnion His soul is just barely holding on; while he is negotiating its release.
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we now live in an age where headlines from
@theonion are every bit as realistic as those from non-satirical news outlets.#ResistOftenhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/830567619468095493 …
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wait, this isn't real?
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He never listened to him anyway so....
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he will be held accountable too when this administration hits the fan..should be ashamed
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He's still waiting until he gets what he needs from trump; then trump goes under the bus (before the midterm elections).
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Looks like a rabid junk yard dog...
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I misjudged him. He's a shallow politician looking out for himself
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fourth casualty after morals, scruples and dignity
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Paul Ryan this s the devil I like what your dewing lately keep it up
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sense of humor finally let go as Onion goes full hack
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