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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2017

    Let low-income parents choose which one of their children gets to go to school http://trib.al/U1RS9q5 pic.twitter.com/rxhNAOYVRp

    2:57 PM - 11 Feb 2017
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    • AmbitionsOfATraveler tarah Hania Евгения Валиева Fletcher Daniel NY Yankees Apologist Артем November24th AintThatAmerica
    29 replies 908 retweets 1,746 likes
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      2. ピンカ (Pinka)‏ @PinkDandere 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg i thought this was real for a second jesus christ that's scary

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Robert Oeser‏ @RobertAOeser 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @PinkDandere @TheOnion

        Last one might be real "Steer tax dollars away from failing, fundamentally defective public school students"

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. DirtDevil‏ @MudWeight 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who reads this shit-

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Amniot‏ @Amniot 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MudWeight @TheOnion

        People who enjoy satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. DirtDevil‏ @MudWeight 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Amniot @TheOnion

        I doubt you can even fix a flat

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. DirtDevil‏ @MudWeight 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        liberals hate trump and America is getting damn sick of liberals -

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Captcha Code‏ @thecaptchacode 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MudWeight @TheOnion

        it's fair to say we are mutually sick of one another.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      5. Captcha Code‏ @thecaptchacode 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MudWeight @TheOnion

        i read everything up to Fox and Breitbart. Go bark up another tree bro

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. jemmy G‏ @sgallagher123 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GTCost the one that doesn't go to school can shovel coal for Donald.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Political Judo‏ @PoliticalJudo 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Of_the_People7

        One child may go to school...as for the rest...pic.twitter.com/XNyWf9jHd8

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      1. Jim Scarboro‏ @JimScarboro 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just teach them enough to work the fields and assembly lines! That is the education the wealthy DeVos types want for our kids.

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      1.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink 11 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Olc3BXQBeu

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      1. Charlie Buttocks‏ @wikistan 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you mean which school their children can choose to attend. Hacks.

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      1. Ganapathy Das‏ @G_Das 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DeVos' Choice Looking more & more like 1938.

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 12 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No~ :3 Let the children decide! ;) :P :D @TheOnion

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      1. Leigh A Brown 🇨🇦‏ @Leighski67 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SamWitwer I just luv how many times @TheOnion can literally make u go WTF

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      1. What Truth‏ @Slayer47 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        , more home schooling?

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      1. Sunil S‏ @30de2e4d6c4f416 11 Feb 2017
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        remaining children offered as sacrifice a la Abraham

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