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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2017

    Mike Pence Disappointed God Has Never Asked Him To Kill One Of Own Children http://trib.al/NcMCJ4p pic.twitter.com/4TwownT2KB

    9:32 AM - 11 Feb 2017
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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        However, he would be more than happy to kill other people's children in the name of nationalism or his superstitions.

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      1. Andreas‏ @Andreas_dude 11 Feb 2017
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        Mike Pence already knows which kid to sacrifice if God asks him to choose one.

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      1. Collin Hebenstreich‏ @CHebenstreich 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is perfect.

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      1. Mark Callaghan‏ @mark_callaghan1 11 Feb 2017
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        ...or his boss(es)!!! @realDonaldTrump or #PresidentBannon

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      2. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apple CEO is coming after @TheOnion for fake news. Oh wait, you're altra-left and it's okay. @troutm8 @d_seaman @RealAlexJones @Ke_ikipic.twitter.com/6QceoBCW0N

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      3. Tom Carroll‏ @troutm8 11 Feb 2017
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        calling me ultra left is insulting.pic.twitter.com/yrwSt3zd0Y

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      1. Desertwhale  🇺🇸‏ @Desertwhaler 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is stupid...

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      2. Tisa Farrow‏ @tfboxcar 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's going down with T et al. Election tampered, history unfolding now. Wash Post, CNN, oversight committee this on this. HUGE

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Tisa Farrow‏ @tfboxcar 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @tfboxcar @TheOnion

        *on This

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      1. UncleBigBadPhilBert‏ @SugarBearJohnE 11 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God Doesn't Talk To "Christians" Like Pence And Most Republicans. 😇😎

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      1. Ŧǝssɐ Ławrəncə‏ @mamagotyou 11 Feb 2017
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        this is hilarious. And probably more true than we all know. Lol

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      1. Gina Comstock‏ @g1nap 11 Feb 2017
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        @farhofarho I literally screamed

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      1. Whucko‏ @FibulaCrunch 11 Feb 2017
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        Know what to get him next Christmas now

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      1. Eric Mathews‏ @TheUniv10 11 Feb 2017
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        @ChasehMorris

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      1. derrick moonmoon‏ @11ElevenOneOne 11 Feb 2017
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        Mike Pence is mom in The Binding of Isaac.

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      1. Matt B‏ @therealsword_6 11 Feb 2017
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        @Dan_roque21

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      1. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 11 Feb 2017
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        Do we know with a high degree of certainty that he hasn't? Just in case?Just because?Just saying!He seems the type. #HearingVoices

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      1. Robin Monahan‏ @RobinAnnMonahan 11 Feb 2017
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        so funny, so extreme-just like him.

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