this is actually true, not satire
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sounds very familiar. I love living alone
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the fake news is more real than the real news now. Lol
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@Gwizdashiz is this you -
well... the mornings ARE very pleasant ;)
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bitch bye
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Hahaha. True.
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This is probable...the Onion going factual to throw the world into disorder.
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#truth, I thought this was supposed to be satire news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I feel the same way about all humans
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that's why I'm merrily looking forward to the apocalypse
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@Hungry_4_bacon Some wonder why I wake up at 5a.mThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I always wondered why I was a morning person!
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so fuckin true
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