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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2017

    5 Things To Know About Jeff Sessionspic.twitter.com/SakEJSmyCv

    5 Things To Know About Jeff Sessions
    5:09 PM - 8 Feb 2017
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    35 replies 514 retweets 725 likes
      1. Little Piggy  🐷‏ @HushLittlePiggy 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow, when did you transition from satire to real news? :/

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      2. KNE‏ @KNenquirer 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EthanZ

        nailed it 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ethan Zuckerman‏ @EthanZ 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @KNenquirer @TheOnion

        What scares me is that The Onion reads more like news reporting and less like humor these days.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. KNE‏ @KNenquirer 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @EthanZ @TheOnion

        until quite recently I was convinced Trump was just some parody marketing stunt. Scary times!

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      2. Maria Tallchief‏ @fooschamp95 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this lying crap story on my TL? AG Sessions is a wonderful person. The lies don't help you at all.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Robyn chauvin‏ @ChauvinRobyn 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        yes, everybody wants a bigot for Attorney General

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      4. HUNTED BULLY (pls no bully)  🚬  🎈 🇨🇿‏ @ty2010b 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ChauvinRobyn @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        So he ended the Klan because they weren't racist enough?

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      5. Robyn chauvin‏ @ChauvinRobyn 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ty2010b @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        end it the clan?

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      6. HUNTED BULLY (pls no bully)  🚬  🎈 🇨🇿‏ @ty2010b 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ChauvinRobyn @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        Ended it being of any consequencehttp://www.nationalreview.com/corner/442469/jeff-sessions-versus-klan …

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      7. Robyn chauvin‏ @ChauvinRobyn 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ty2010b @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        that is laughable. Take a look around you the clan is as big as ever

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      8. HUNTED BULLY (pls no bully)  🚬  🎈 🇨🇿‏ @ty2010b 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ChauvinRobyn @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        No, it's not at all, there are a lot of online LARPers that like triggering leftists.

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      9. Robyn chauvin‏ @ChauvinRobyn 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @ty2010b @fooschamp95 @TheOnion

        now you are just being silly

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      1. Chris Martinez‏ @ComicsWithChris 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... when the onion reports real news. lol

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      1. Trevor Houlroyd‏ @Mechadude12 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "You really should've been able to guess Alabama by now." Lmaoooo

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      1. DrunkGodfather‏ @orvis2010 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        5) He's a racist 4) He's scared of women 3) He's Trump's puppet 2) He's bad at his job 1) Did we mention he's a racist?

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      2. Hairpiece McTinyPecker‏ @rehemaneema 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's the recycling of the racist. Jeff Sessions was rejected as a judge 30yrs ago but 2day he's AG coz racism is in Fashion Again!

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      1. Suzy Rupp‏ @SuznRupp 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take heart that not everyone in Alabama agrees with ole Jefferson Beauregard. #rarebamasnowflake #resist #IndivisibleAlabama

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      1. Katie Godfrey‏ @Ktgod88 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        would be funny if it wasn't so accurate 😞

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      1. Fiscal Tweets‏ @FiscalTweets 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1) The Onion is triggered 2) The Onion is triggered 3) The Onion is triggered 4) The Onion is triggered 5) The Onion is triggered

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