wow, when did you transition from satire to real news? :/
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What scares me is that The Onion reads more like news reporting and less like humor these days.
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until quite recently I was convinced Trump was just some parody marketing stunt. Scary times!
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Why is this lying crap story on my TL? AG Sessions is a wonderful person. The lies don't help you at all.
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yes, everybody wants a bigot for Attorney General
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So he ended the Klan because they weren't racist enough?
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end it the clan?
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Ended it being of any consequencehttp://www.nationalreview.com/corner/442469/jeff-sessions-versus-klan …
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that is laughable. Take a look around you the clan is as big as ever
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No, it's not at all, there are a lot of online LARPers that like triggering leftists.
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now you are just being silly
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... when the onion reports real news. lol
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"You really should've been able to guess Alabama by now." Lmaoooo
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5) He's a racist 4) He's scared of women 3) He's Trump's puppet 2) He's bad at his job 1) Did we mention he's a racist?
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it's the recycling of the racist. Jeff Sessions was rejected as a judge 30yrs ago but 2day he's AG coz racism is in Fashion Again!
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Take heart that not everyone in Alabama agrees with ole Jefferson Beauregard.
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would be funny if it wasn't so accurate
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1) The Onion is triggered 2) The Onion is triggered 3) The Onion is triggered 4) The Onion is triggered 5) The Onion is triggered
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