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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2017

      Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trump’s Psyche http://trib.al/LQVfnhe pic.twitter.com/M3vS88kYO1

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2017

      Secret Service director Joseph Clancy: http://trib.al/EoZKWCW pic.twitter.com/maNLXpK3Om

      2:52 PM - 8 Feb 2017
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        1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 8 Feb 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Mission Impossible.

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        1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 8 Feb 2017
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          Boy those poor bastards sure have their work cut out for them with this Prez.

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        1. US Space Force Master Chief Accountant‏ @e20b255b 8 Feb 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This sounds like something they may have to do.

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        2. CelesteHolmes~BelleCityLightBrigade 🌹‏ @Dallas4Bernie 8 Feb 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          #RepublicanTrump is such a snowflake.

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        3. Francisco Castro‏ @FKAFernando 8 Feb 2017
          Replying to @Dallas4Bernie

          Weak. Always use WEAK to describe Capt. Bone Spur. Trump hates it.

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        4. CelesteHolmes~BelleCityLightBrigade 🌹‏ @Dallas4Bernie 8 Feb 2017
          Replying to @FKAFernando

          Gotta tie him to his party. Keep making the association between the two. It's a GOP trick in reverse.

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        1. Gerry@Navy Brat Va‏ @GaineyGeraldine 9 Feb 2017
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          Take it like a man Obama did!

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        1. Francisco Castro‏ @FKAFernando 8 Feb 2017
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          The psyche protection detail for @realDonaldTrump would be led by Special Agent Stuart Smalley.pic.twitter.com/6bizjWkR0S

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        1. Alan Crowe‏ @AlanCrowe73 8 Feb 2017
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          "What happened to Joe?" "Took a tweet to the chest."

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        1. Alexander Seredin‏ @shablon31 8 Feb 2017
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          Except two of them!

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        1. Laurie‏ @IRSFUNFACTS 8 Feb 2017
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          Guys, you've been killing it!!!

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        1. Diana Ehrnman‏ @DianaLEhrnman 8 Feb 2017
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          hahahaha!!!!

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        1. Dark Mark‏ @DarkMarkMusic 8 Feb 2017
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          And how DOES one find tiny-handed agents who can handle the SS-issued sidearms? Cuz, can't let the #cheetobenito feel 'small'...

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        1. Peace Junkie‏ @dvdsn420 8 Feb 2017
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          All kidding aside! Where is the Psychiatric community giving us a full diagnosis on the odd behaviors of our President! ✌🏼💵🇺🇸🗽

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        1. Jeanine Burkman‏ @BurkmanJeanine 8 Feb 2017
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          😂😂😂😂

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